Malinda
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Malinda
@a-lucid-enigma.bsky.social
#DAVIDLYNCH, Horror, the 90's, Gaming, Starbucks, self deprecating, cynical af, sarcastically jolly, lost soul who never knows what mood is lurking. 😏
I'm half way through Netflix's movie "Locked In" (2023) and I need something answered. Femka Janssen has not aged one iota in over 20 years. What is her secret!?
November 11, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Friend: I'm gonna start 2024 right. I'm gonna drink more water, work out, eat better. It's time, y'know? What about you?

Me: *eats a gummy, lights a cig, grabs a Big Gulp Mountain Dew* Debauchery.
November 6, 2023 at 1:55 PM
It's only 9:30 pm on a SA-TUR-DAY night no less, and I'm sitting here debating whether or not I want to start a two hour movie. JFC.
November 5, 2023 at 1:31 AM
There's nothing like a good ol' one hour time change that fucks your system up for an entire month. Can't wait. Love it!
November 4, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I 🖤 Camille. @katesiegel.bsky.social

C: ... Also, Perry's dead, the family's fucked, you're the Frontline of my campaign and you just took an edible?

Napoleon: You want some?

C: I mean, yeah, I want some.

#TheFallOfTheHouseOfUsher
October 25, 2023 at 10:50 PM
My first official post.

Shout out to @thatdad.bsky.social for the invite! 👊

I don't know how long I'll be hanging around but for the time that I am here, let's get dark and say some inappropriate shit together shall we?
October 19, 2023 at 11:53 PM