every now and then i think kitty, but then i remember baby

After a massive tantrum about how uncomfortable it was and how it's all daddy's fault, he excused himself and drove you straight home for an early bedtime and a stern talking to about your behaviour. Looks like a case of diapers was the only present you'd be getting from Santa this year.
3/3

bulging beneath your skirt. It was later in the evening, right before all the other kiddos get to do presents, that you had one accident to many. Your protective briefs burst and your pretty tights, the special ones that you picked out yourself with the sparkly bits , were completely ruined ...
2/3

having a special section on your potty chart dedicated to tracking how long it takes you to have your "sticky accidents"

"i'm so proud of you buddy, look at this, you shaved off 5 whole seconds this month!"

so what's the downside?

don't be silly, you're not wearing "just" booties 🧷

all your cards regress with you

i would like it to be know that i misread that as "God becoming an overemotional thumb sucker" instead of "god, becoming an overemotional thumb sucker" and found it just as entertaining both ways

Someone to take care of me, and provide comfort, fun, & sociability. Someone to enforce rules and say, "𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥~," someone who *sees* and *reads* me, and can help me to better manage my emotions/health/touch-starvation...

I'm such a lonely sadsack lately 🥲 Dolting would be nice, too!