Eris (he/him)
@9thehermit.bsky.social
I have no idea what you’ll find here but it will be weird 🏳️🌈💚💙
Both my high pain days and being within 15 feet of a Snow Patrol song playing result in the same amount of sobbing so I completely understand if my fuckability just went to 11.
August 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Both my high pain days and being within 15 feet of a Snow Patrol song playing result in the same amount of sobbing so I completely understand if my fuckability just went to 11.
I’d also like to point out that, as an INT build, I have the “throw a moon at ‘em”, “firin’ my lazor”, and “death by a thousand star cuts” spells, but the one that saved me was “panic and throw my shield”.
Got Malenia down to that sliver of health that all FromSoft bosses kill you at, Tiche was cheering me on from the afterlife, I have no chance of surviving the next attack that she’s charging up and…
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
July 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’d also like to point out that, as an INT build, I have the “throw a moon at ‘em”, “firin’ my lazor”, and “death by a thousand star cuts” spells, but the one that saved me was “panic and throw my shield”.
Got Malenia down to that sliver of health that all FromSoft bosses kill you at, Tiche was cheering me on from the afterlife, I have no chance of surviving the next attack that she’s charging up and…
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Got Malenia down to that sliver of health that all FromSoft bosses kill you at, Tiche was cheering me on from the afterlife, I have no chance of surviving the next attack that she’s charging up and…
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
Bam. Clutch save by the smithscript shield toss.
#eldenring #captainmarika
Disability has me looking at the nurses from Silent Hill like, “Yeah, they could fix me…”
#alchemillarecoveryprogram #silenthillPT #standsforphysicaltherapy
#alchemillarecoveryprogram #silenthillPT #standsforphysicaltherapy
July 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Disability has me looking at the nurses from Silent Hill like, “Yeah, they could fix me…”
#alchemillarecoveryprogram #silenthillPT #standsforphysicaltherapy
#alchemillarecoveryprogram #silenthillPT #standsforphysicaltherapy
I don’t play paladin because I like to tank- I play paladin because I can’t dodge and I have the bravery badges to prove it
#15vulnstacks
#ffxiv
#15vulnstacks
#ffxiv
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don’t play paladin because I like to tank- I play paladin because I can’t dodge and I have the bravery badges to prove it
#15vulnstacks
#ffxiv
#15vulnstacks
#ffxiv
Final Fantasy XIV
Elden Ring
Final Fantasy VI
Elden Ring
Final Fantasy VI
Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.
June 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Final Fantasy XIV
Elden Ring
Final Fantasy VI
Elden Ring
Final Fantasy VI
Picked up my new glasses today and my first thought was, “Woah, graphics upgrade…”
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Picked up my new glasses today and my first thought was, “Woah, graphics upgrade…”
I’ve been playing so much of the Oblivion remaster lately that seeing actual flowers in real life triggered a visual prompt to pick them up.
June 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’ve been playing so much of the Oblivion remaster lately that seeing actual flowers in real life triggered a visual prompt to pick them up.
Favorite pic from today’s zoo date
May 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Favorite pic from today’s zoo date
Wtf LinkedIn? No listings for “bog witch”, “swamp hag”, or “esoteric hermit”. How tf am I supposed to survive in this economy?
May 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wtf LinkedIn? No listings for “bog witch”, “swamp hag”, or “esoteric hermit”. How tf am I supposed to survive in this economy?
I’m not saying I’m becoming a dog person, *buys a third bed* I’m just saying *adds 15 packages of treats to cart* that all creatures *comes home with yet another toy* deserve comfort and whimsy.
May 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not saying I’m becoming a dog person, *buys a third bed* I’m just saying *adds 15 packages of treats to cart* that all creatures *comes home with yet another toy* deserve comfort and whimsy.
This is literally just about not getting all of the sleepies I wanted.
Jesus Christ has set himself against me and by Satan or by Spite, he shall not prevail.
May 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is literally just about not getting all of the sleepies I wanted.
Jesus Christ has set himself against me and by Satan or by Spite, he shall not prevail.
May 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Jesus Christ has set himself against me and by Satan or by Spite, he shall not prevail.
I feel like “fagsplaining” should be a term. Like when I have to explain something fifteen times to a straight guy who doesn’t believe I could possibly know anything at all due to all the dick in my mouth but lo and behold I can blow a man and be right.
May 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I feel like “fagsplaining” should be a term. Like when I have to explain something fifteen times to a straight guy who doesn’t believe I could possibly know anything at all due to all the dick in my mouth but lo and behold I can blow a man and be right.
I’ll a do a nice relaxing Normal Raid roulette while I wake up and have some coffee, I think to myself, full of youth and hopeful promise.
It’s Brute Abominator.
My co-healer DC’s immediately and is gone through most of the fight.
Of the six remaining, only 4 can be alive at once.
It’s Brute Abominator.
My co-healer DC’s immediately and is gone through most of the fight.
Of the six remaining, only 4 can be alive at once.
a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
ALT: a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’ll a do a nice relaxing Normal Raid roulette while I wake up and have some coffee, I think to myself, full of youth and hopeful promise.
It’s Brute Abominator.
My co-healer DC’s immediately and is gone through most of the fight.
Of the six remaining, only 4 can be alive at once.
It’s Brute Abominator.
My co-healer DC’s immediately and is gone through most of the fight.
Of the six remaining, only 4 can be alive at once.
I get a +1d6 Spite bonus to everything I do. It unfortunately comes with the same cost to my Patience stat. This stat is unable to be restored by any means. #nerdrage #thingsthatapplytobothbarbariansandpaladin
May 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I get a +1d6 Spite bonus to everything I do. It unfortunately comes with the same cost to my Patience stat. This stat is unable to be restored by any means. #nerdrage #thingsthatapplytobothbarbariansandpaladin
I bring a certain “I grew up on Tumblr” vibe that my coworkers aren’t sure how to handle
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I bring a certain “I grew up on Tumblr” vibe that my coworkers aren’t sure how to handle
I always feel like the Little Engine That Will Not.
May 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I always feel like the Little Engine That Will Not.
Never only give something 50% of your effort. Give it the 49% it really deserves.
April 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Never only give something 50% of your effort. Give it the 49% it really deserves.
Honestly the faces in the Oblivion Remaster give the game a sort of “what if this is all just Sheogorath fucking with you” vibe that I don’t hate
April 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Honestly the faces in the Oblivion Remaster give the game a sort of “what if this is all just Sheogorath fucking with you” vibe that I don’t hate
I finally beat Radahn, Brotherly Love in SotE and by that I mean I ran away and healed Taylew #eldenring
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I finally beat Radahn, Brotherly Love in SotE and by that I mean I ran away and healed Taylew #eldenring
I started the Lunar Remaster and honestly the opening felt so off without the old CD skip I fell in love with
April 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I started the Lunar Remaster and honestly the opening felt so off without the old CD skip I fell in love with
My gay ass needs an iced coffee.
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My gay ass needs an iced coffee.