... for real tho this is the eternal struggle with soulsborne characters. Their armor is such a representation of them it feels like youre hurting them by taking it off.

And then there's characters like Quelaag and Kos (or some say Kosm) where the questions are more anatomical.

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Hubert was conscripted into his life role by the circumstances of his birth, but I think if he could choose he would prefer to be Guy Laughing Eerily in Swamp

his sole use to the player is to kill him and take his poison antidote trinket

... Jeritza, Slayer of House Bartels, on the other hand

I've actually used an old desktop copy of N/ovel Factory for organizing research, developing stories, and basic word processing for the last 10 years and I still love it.

The web version sucks imho (unless it's been updated?), but if you can find the desktop version somewhere it's truly fantastic.

when the hms beagle ran aground on a reef fifty miles west of fodlan’s fangs all passengers and crew miraculously survived six scurvy-free months stranded at sea by each taking a daily bite out of one mr. hubert von vestra. by all accounts mr von vestra supported this measure and “kinda liked it”

yeah of course i'll repost that

of course they gave him his own box

imagine being at the mittelfrank opera house trying to enjoy L'amour de trois Fraldariuses with your family and the guy in front of you won't stop crinkling his candy wrappers and mumbling about blood

and when you tell him to shhh he gives you this look

Per imperial decree, every kissie must also contain an audible "mwah" or it doesn't count, and the kisser must go to the back of the line

this is the only way to keep the dreaded death knight under control, you understand

That boy has found ways to eat Choco Tacos that will need to be banned in Emperor Edelgard's united Fódlan

i absolutely get your vision and it's consuming my life

EXACTLY

/EXACTLY/

WHERE IS THE MOD

of course they gave him his own box

imagine being at the mittelfrank opera house trying to enjoy L'amour de trois Fraldariuses with your family and the guy in front of you won't stop crinkling his candy wrappers and mumbling about blood

and when you tell him to shhh he gives you this look

ive changed my mind, now I want every character in the game to line up single file and kiss jeritza von hrym right on the mouth

I choose to believe he's like this with pastries, too. Nobody should date him.

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