Lusus Naturae
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(See, that’s a joke. The signup asked for “a bit,” and 1 is a positive bit, and try to be positive, and… I’m terrible with jokes.)
(See, that’s a joke. The signup asked for “a bit,” and 1 is a positive bit, and try to be positive, and… I’m terrible with jokes.)
*Lived. Bluesky, edit, get it, etc
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
*Lived. Bluesky, edit, get it, etc
Live here for 29 years exactly today, and Mt Hood still makes me smile in awe…🥲
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Live here for 29 years exactly today, and Mt Hood still makes me smile in awe…🥲
Oh, deer.
What? “Oh, he’s right there” doesn’t sound as funny.
What? “Oh, he’s right there” doesn’t sound as funny.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh, deer.
What? “Oh, he’s right there” doesn’t sound as funny.
What? “Oh, he’s right there” doesn’t sound as funny.
I am exhausted with this man and his sheer inexcusable savage inhuman behavior.
a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window .
Alt: Running one’s face in sheer exasperation.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am exhausted with this man and his sheer inexcusable savage inhuman behavior.
This, and in several (many) variations about different subjects.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This, and in several (many) variations about different subjects.
“Welcome to Portland! Here’s your Bag of Welcome Weed, and the choice between the trucker hat or the hooded sweatshirt. The pair of black skinny jeans is required…”
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
“Welcome to Portland! Here’s your Bag of Welcome Weed, and the choice between the trucker hat or the hooded sweatshirt. The pair of black skinny jeans is required…”
Reasons I would vote for a given candidate:
1) Solid beliefs about ethical social and economic structures
2) Great recipes
3) Lives with a cat (dogs, birds, ferrets etc acceptable)
4) Promotes mutual aid
5) Cookies!
[considers moving to Illinois]
1) Solid beliefs about ethical social and economic structures
2) Great recipes
3) Lives with a cat (dogs, birds, ferrets etc acceptable)
4) Promotes mutual aid
5) Cookies!
[considers moving to Illinois]
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reasons I would vote for a given candidate:
1) Solid beliefs about ethical social and economic structures
2) Great recipes
3) Lives with a cat (dogs, birds, ferrets etc acceptable)
4) Promotes mutual aid
5) Cookies!
[considers moving to Illinois]
1) Solid beliefs about ethical social and economic structures
2) Great recipes
3) Lives with a cat (dogs, birds, ferrets etc acceptable)
4) Promotes mutual aid
5) Cookies!
[considers moving to Illinois]
In addition to being quite accurate, “worthless pile of lobster shit” is a great phrase, and I intend to use it with glee.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In addition to being quite accurate, “worthless pile of lobster shit” is a great phrase, and I intend to use it with glee.
This is why one year one bird was a little dry but the other was very moist and juicy.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is why one year one bird was a little dry but the other was very moist and juicy.
Likes cats
Protects small children
Truly the package is whole, organic, with 21 different seeds.
Protects small children
Truly the package is whole, organic, with 21 different seeds.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Likes cats
Protects small children
Truly the package is whole, organic, with 21 different seeds.
Protects small children
Truly the package is whole, organic, with 21 different seeds.
Pobunny? Buntato? Buntanyto? Yeesh.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Pobunny? Buntato? Buntanyto? Yeesh.
Soundtrack to Repo Man — enough variety to build a background.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Soundtrack to Repo Man — enough variety to build a background.
Hardened to ensure secure technology. Yet soft and classy, like the finest Corinthian leather! And it’s gold! GOLD!!! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hardened to ensure secure technology. Yet soft and classy, like the finest Corinthian leather! And it’s gold! GOLD!!! 🤣
Hard to tell, isn’t it? Even after the pic I wasn’t sure if it was fiction or not. Hell, I’m still not 100% sure which it is, or if it’s both…
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hard to tell, isn’t it? Even after the pic I wasn’t sure if it was fiction or not. Hell, I’m still not 100% sure which it is, or if it’s both…
I find it bizarre that I rarely use my phone to talk to people on the telephone and use my watch for many things that aren’t to look at the time (although the watch is closer than the phone, since o use it the most to track bus schedules).
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I find it bizarre that I rarely use my phone to talk to people on the telephone and use my watch for many things that aren’t to look at the time (although the watch is closer than the phone, since o use it the most to track bus schedules).
…and Rob Schneider as The Dweeber.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
…and Rob Schneider as The Dweeber.
In general I prefer almond butter, but I can imagine either way work. Let us know if you die, though.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In general I prefer almond butter, but I can imagine either way work. Let us know if you die, though.
Okay ow. My head is already damaged; this does not help.😵💫
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Okay ow. My head is already damaged; this does not help.😵💫
If anyone has seen these things in the general area of Portland Oregon please let me know; I sense a great need to try this.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If anyone has seen these things in the general area of Portland Oregon please let me know; I sense a great need to try this.
Want.
a close up of a cat with its tongue sticking out
Alt: a close up of a cat with its tongue sticking out
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November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Want.
Tinned fish and chocolate? 🤨 My partner likes the stuff though, so… who do I know? I like spam.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tinned fish and chocolate? 🤨 My partner likes the stuff though, so… who do I know? I like spam.