M.K. Iodine
@6-string-theory.bsky.social
Guitarist, photo-funny maker, lover of humor, follower of real journalists. Unless expressly stated, I do not own the rights to any of the images I've so cruelly defiled, either here or over at mikemakesfumetti.blogspot.com
How about a nice 55-gallon drum of tea tree oil, with diffusers every 10 feet?
(It works for burned toast.)
(It works for burned toast.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
How about a nice 55-gallon drum of tea tree oil, with diffusers every 10 feet?
(It works for burned toast.)
(It works for burned toast.)
And *his* account didn't get suspended, did it?
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
And *his* account didn't get suspended, did it?
"There are more things in heaven & earth, like fellatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
-- Vance, showing off his community college English lit smarts
-- Vance, showing off his community college English lit smarts
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"There are more things in heaven & earth, like fellatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
-- Vance, showing off his community college English lit smarts
-- Vance, showing off his community college English lit smarts
"Dang. You could've talked ALL DAY and not said that."
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Dang. You could've talked ALL DAY and not said that."
Are you sure this wasn't an attempt at a "Baywatch" spin-off?
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Are you sure this wasn't an attempt at a "Baywatch" spin-off?
And "Icarus" flight school? Do these people not read stories to the end?
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And "Icarus" flight school? Do these people not read stories to the end?
SMH. I've been hating leaf blowers *gratis* all this time ... if there's a way to monetize it, I want in.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
SMH. I've been hating leaf blowers *gratis* all this time ... if there's a way to monetize it, I want in.
They could probably use a little grocery cash right about now ...
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
They could probably use a little grocery cash right about now ...
Plus, the leaf blowers.
Every fucking day, leaf blowers.
Every fucking day, leaf blowers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Plus, the leaf blowers.
Every fucking day, leaf blowers.
Every fucking day, leaf blowers.
"Bazongas"? What are they, seven?
Everyone knows the preferred nomenclature is "hooters."
Everyone knows the preferred nomenclature is "hooters."
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Bazongas"? What are they, seven?
Everyone knows the preferred nomenclature is "hooters."
Everyone knows the preferred nomenclature is "hooters."
He start a war with Venezuela instead. It's the only way to keep Hegseth from helping himself to the liquor.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He start a war with Venezuela instead. It's the only way to keep Hegseth from helping himself to the liquor.
I love News Thump! Gotta turn on Notifications so I don't miss out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love News Thump! Gotta turn on Notifications so I don't miss out.
[To be read aloud with a French accent, in a dimly-lit room, while dejectedly puffing a Gauloise ...]
a black and white photo of a window with a sign that says hotel
Alt: Black and white gif of a hotel room, looking out a window with billowing curtains. Through it the first three letters of a neon sign that says "HOTEL" can be seen.
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[To be read aloud with a French accent, in a dimly-lit room, while dejectedly puffing a Gauloise ...]
*They* never tried a different font, I should say.
At least The Smiths used italics once in a while.
At least The Smiths used italics once in a while.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*They* never tried a different font, I should say.
At least The Smiths used italics once in a while.
At least The Smiths used italics once in a while.
... and we're talking low, single digits.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
... and we're talking low, single digits.
Now I see why their career was cut short. The never tried a different font.
Tragic.
Tragic.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Now I see why their career was cut short. The never tried a different font.
Tragic.
Tragic.
Melanie's "Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)," which featured the Edwin Hawkins Singers, came close, making it to #6 on the Billboard charts in 1970.
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Melanie's "Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)," which featured the Edwin Hawkins Singers, came close, making it to #6 on the Billboard charts in 1970.
Scrape all the schmutz off the battery terminals ...
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Scrape all the schmutz off the battery terminals ...
Lennon had certainly heard Elvis Presley's "Baby Let's Play House" at some point ... the implied menace wasn't exactly off-brand for the Fab Four ca. 1965, "Baby's in Black," "I'm a Loser" & "No Reply" having come out the year before.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lennon had certainly heard Elvis Presley's "Baby Let's Play House" at some point ... the implied menace wasn't exactly off-brand for the Fab Four ca. 1965, "Baby's in Black," "I'm a Loser" & "No Reply" having come out the year before.