Stevie Martin
@5teviem.bsky.social
I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello
Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x
May 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x
Reposted by Stevie Martin
Did you spend the weekend worrying about life skills that you feel you lack? Do you want to read about some of these skills, such as how to bleed a radiator or keep a houseplant alive from happy friendly voices @5teviem.bsky.social (currently on S19 Taskmaster) and Tessa Coates? Borrow the book!📚🌻💧
May 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Did you spend the weekend worrying about life skills that you feel you lack? Do you want to read about some of these skills, such as how to bleed a radiator or keep a houseplant alive from happy friendly voices @5teviem.bsky.social (currently on S19 Taskmaster) and Tessa Coates? Borrow the book!📚🌻💧
Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster
Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!
May 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!
ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster
Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster
Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster
I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster
didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster
Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster
Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster
HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster
Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster
I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster
Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster
wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster
Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.
May 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.
I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”
May 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”
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May 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster
This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster
ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster
Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster
Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster
May 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster