Everyone needs a Sam. Dean has a Sam. Frodo has a Sam. SG-1 has a Sam. This is my Sam.

Yup. HPV can cause cervical as a penile cancers.

There's probably others, that's just the one I remember of the top of my head.

Another masterpiece? You spoil us, sir!

RIP bathtub and everyone's noses.

Poor kid. How's he feeling?

If the orange dictator really wanted to "crack down on crime" he would send himself to jail.

You seem to be pretty pro-dictator these days, NPR. Have you lost your way?

It is mentioned in the Bible once. Specifically a recipe, administered by priests, to induce one.

Numbers 5:11-31 if you're curious.

I agree with the rest of your comment.

No shit, NPR. It's a medication. No medication is free from potential side effects.

You know what's more dangerous than taking birth control? GETTING PREGNANT.

"Natural alternatives"? You mean the ineffective "pull out" method? Yeah, that doesn't work, buddy. That gets people pregnant. 🤦‍♀️

OOOOOOOOOHHHH THAT'S PIPING HOT TEA 👀

You, sir, are a treasure! I hope you never stop writing! 💙

I'm a little behind on the news. Who's the first guy on the left?

100% for treats

There's a helpful app called "Five Calls," too. Pop in your zip code and it gives you the contact info of your reps. It has simple and short pre-written scripts for specific concerns (like this one) that you can use if you're not comfy with talking on the phone or voice mail.

Does he not know that western customs involve eating burgers, pizza, fries, popcorn, most deep fried Faire food, pretty much all candy, tatertots, burritos, etc, etc, the list goes on, WITH HANDS‽

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This popped up on my feed barely 24 hours after I downloaded and tried to open *a literal goverment form I needed to fill out for SSI* and Adobe was like "Sorry, you haven't paid for the font package used in this form. No form for you."

Very good timing. 🤣

Side note, not sure how this 8 month old post found its way into my feed. 😅