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@321starz.bsky.social
Refuge from that one letter. I miss dos games and the early internet.
my MIL spilled her plum sauce from the Thai place and when I told her as much, she just used the table as a dipping plate
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
my MIL spilled her plum sauce from the Thai place and when I told her as much, she just used the table as a dipping plate
Was really hoping for a Lin Manuel cameo as the Piragua Guy
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Was really hoping for a Lin Manuel cameo as the Piragua Guy
Came home from band practice to see a fire truck and ambulance out front of my 90 year old neighbor's house. I hope she's OK - she walks 2-3 miles per day(!) - and is always sweet and welcoming to my family.
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Came home from band practice to see a fire truck and ambulance out front of my 90 year old neighbor's house. I hope she's OK - she walks 2-3 miles per day(!) - and is always sweet and welcoming to my family.
First time in my life going under anethesia and Catherine O'Hara died, wtaf. Fuckin stupid.
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
First time in my life going under anethesia and Catherine O'Hara died, wtaf. Fuckin stupid.
L to the O-G
Dude be the O-G
A-N
He experiencing an electrical issue here Shiv take the phone
Dude be the O-G
A-N
He experiencing an electrical issue here Shiv take the phone
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
L to the O-G
Dude be the O-G
A-N
He experiencing an electrical issue here Shiv take the phone
Dude be the O-G
A-N
He experiencing an electrical issue here Shiv take the phone
If you needed another view as to how far the WaPo has fallen from its journalistic heights, I present to you their daily news podcast topics this week. Not one, ONE, mention of the ICE shooting.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If you needed another view as to how far the WaPo has fallen from its journalistic heights, I present to you their daily news podcast topics this week. Not one, ONE, mention of the ICE shooting.
You bloodthirsty pieces of absolute shit. May you never sleep with both eyes open again.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
You bloodthirsty pieces of absolute shit. May you never sleep with both eyes open again.
Immediate 10/10 find at the Tigard Flea Market
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Immediate 10/10 find at the Tigard Flea Market
I tell you this: donating platelets is a very good thing to do but man the fatigue is rough
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I tell you this: donating platelets is a very good thing to do but man the fatigue is rough
Banning pie slices are $0 on their site, dunno how, time to dip in
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Banning pie slices are $0 on their site, dunno how, time to dip in
It took me 420 tries to get this result
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It took me 420 tries to get this result
Airlines have spent years, years (!) shrinking the size of seats and spacing such that being on a plane is more like being placed in an interrogative stress position, but it's our fault for not dressing like Don Draper when traveling. Mmhm.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Airlines have spent years, years (!) shrinking the size of seats and spacing such that being on a plane is more like being placed in an interrogative stress position, but it's our fault for not dressing like Don Draper when traveling. Mmhm.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A field of light near Paso Robles.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
A field of light near Paso Robles.
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust PEACHY
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Dawwww, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT
By "sleeping on" they mean "sleeping with" vis-a-vis the couch
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
By "sleeping on" they mean "sleeping with" vis-a-vis the couch
More like Saudi Clown Prince
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
More like Saudi Clown Prince
If ever an opportunity arose to give a dirty look while saying, "bless your heart" this is it
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If ever an opportunity arose to give a dirty look while saying, "bless your heart" this is it
Rogue Brewing closing up because of unpaid taxes and rent is the most Rogue thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Rogue Brewing closing up because of unpaid taxes and rent is the most Rogue thing ever
Ok so what hairbrained thing will Trump's people come up with to get the media off Epstein this time?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok so what hairbrained thing will Trump's people come up with to get the media off Epstein this time?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Shoot all of our trash into the sun?
Announce a Trump-branded version of the TI-83?
Invade a country that 99% of his supporters couldn't find on a map?
Withdraw from NATO?
Can't wait for Mike Johnson to not swear in the new Dem rep in the house for some bullshit nonsense reason so we can't even refocus on Epstein after giving up the whole fight for *checks notes* nothing at all
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Can't wait for Mike Johnson to not swear in the new Dem rep in the house for some bullshit nonsense reason so we can't even refocus on Epstein after giving up the whole fight for *checks notes* nothing at all