Stole my joke and you won't even pretend to care about defending the honor of the best state in the nation

Vibram FiveFinger discount

Accidentally wore Patagucci to the unemployment office

I grew up vegan so I just never developed a taste for it

Sorry I can't eat pussy I'm vegan

This isn't about my husband I'm just imagining a guy that thinks bugs have rights and getting sick

Instigating the Cascadia Subduction Zone rupture with each swing of my pendulous naturals