Two-Hand Sam
@2handsam.bsky.social
Male (he/him) | Married with (somewhat adult) Children | Drummer
Talker of much shit | Works in IT
Opposes Donald Trump with every fiber of my being
Talker of much shit | Works in IT
Opposes Donald Trump with every fiber of my being
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February 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Damn, that would be so badass. Since America seems too lazy and chickenshit to get the job done.🙄
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Damn, that would be so badass. Since America seems too lazy and chickenshit to get the job done.🙄
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Guess what MAGA, when Trump is gone and this shit is over, that pendulum is going to swing our way so fast your heads are going to spin.
You think we had open borders before. We’ll be handing out free citizenship cards like candy.
You think we had open borders before. We’ll be handing out free citizenship cards like candy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Guess what MAGA, when Trump is gone and this shit is over, that pendulum is going to swing our way so fast your heads are going to spin.
You think we had open borders before. We’ll be handing out free citizenship cards like candy.
You think we had open borders before. We’ll be handing out free citizenship cards like candy.
Yes this needs to be called out, but honestly MAGA loves this shit. That’s the whole reason why he still has supporters. It’s the only reason.
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Yes this needs to be called out, but honestly MAGA loves this shit. That’s the whole reason why he still has supporters. It’s the only reason.
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Do they all get deported now? Is that how this works?
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Do they all get deported now? Is that how this works?
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Quick round up:
- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies
👍👍👍
- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies
👍👍👍
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Quick round up:
- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies
👍👍👍
- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies
👍👍👍
Why am I paying taxes for a bunch of fascist baby eating pedophiles that are running our government?
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Why am I paying taxes for a bunch of fascist baby eating pedophiles that are running our government?
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Can't call yourself a Christian, republicans, if you kidnap children and hold them in concentration camps.
But you can call yourself a Nazi.
But you can call yourself a Nazi.
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Can't call yourself a Christian, republicans, if you kidnap children and hold them in concentration camps.
But you can call yourself a Nazi.
But you can call yourself a Nazi.
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Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files
“Let’s take a picture for Clarence Thomas.” The message then went further, accusing Thomas himself of sexually assaulting her when she was a child.
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“Let’s take a picture for Clarence Thomas.” The message then went further, accusing Thomas himself of sexually assaulting her when she was a child.
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Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files
Clarence Thomas, a long-serving conservative justice on the U.S. Supreme Court, has been mentioned in a serious and shocking accusation that appeared in
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February 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files
“Let’s take a picture for Clarence Thomas.” The message then went further, accusing Thomas himself of sexually assaulting her when she was a child.
iaelimited.com/clarence-tho...
“Let’s take a picture for Clarence Thomas.” The message then went further, accusing Thomas himself of sexually assaulting her when she was a child.
iaelimited.com/clarence-tho...
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NO NATIONALIZED VOTING, DONALD.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
NO NATIONALIZED VOTING, DONALD.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
We have a Constitutional right to voting. Don’t get in our way, pedophile.
Need to impeach JD Vance first. He has no immunity.
That’s how they got to Nixon
That’s how they got to Nixon
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Need to impeach JD Vance first. He has no immunity.
That’s how they got to Nixon
That’s how they got to Nixon
Don’t know about winter predictions, but all I heard the groundhog say was “Three more weeks until pitchers and catchers report to Clearwater”
February 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Don’t know about winter predictions, but all I heard the groundhog say was “Three more weeks until pitchers and catchers report to Clearwater”
All that evidence being released, collected to put away Epstein and every pedophile and murderer associated with him, and it’s all for naught because Trump ended the investigation. Because Trump was the central figure.
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
All that evidence being released, collected to put away Epstein and every pedophile and murderer associated with him, and it’s all for naught because Trump ended the investigation. Because Trump was the central figure.
It’s too bad ICE doesn’t attack and arrest pedophiles as aggressively as they do brown mothers and their children
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It’s too bad ICE doesn’t attack and arrest pedophiles as aggressively as they do brown mothers and their children
Well now we know how the MAGA Nazis are going to destroy our elections.
They’re going to march the FBI into every blue state electoral office and remove all ballots
They’re going to march the FBI into every blue state electoral office and remove all ballots
January 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Well now we know how the MAGA Nazis are going to destroy our elections.
They’re going to march the FBI into every blue state electoral office and remove all ballots
They’re going to march the FBI into every blue state electoral office and remove all ballots
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Arresting journalists.
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Arresting journalists.
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Fatally shooting protestors.
Turning the military on citizens.
Attempting to rig elections.
Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Josh Shapiro - either you follow DA Krasner’s lead and start calling ICE for what they are (literal Nazis) and fight this illegal NeoNazi regime, or you get out of the way and never run for office again.
You just sunk your presidential aspirations with your little outburst on Fox News.
You just sunk your presidential aspirations with your little outburst on Fox News.
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Josh Shapiro - either you follow DA Krasner’s lead and start calling ICE for what they are (literal Nazis) and fight this illegal NeoNazi regime, or you get out of the way and never run for office again.
You just sunk your presidential aspirations with your little outburst on Fox News.
You just sunk your presidential aspirations with your little outburst on Fox News.
But I was assured that voting for Trump was good for the economy
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
But I was assured that voting for Trump was good for the economy
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Best tagline ever for a movie 🤣🤣
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Best tagline ever for a movie 🤣🤣
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Art by Lar DeSouza…
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Art by Lar DeSouza…
Hey Dems…..how about we NOT do this right now? I mean……read the fucking room?
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From the liberalgunowners community on Reddit: Democrats Propose Federal Bill Stopping Online Ammo Sales
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January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hey Dems…..how about we NOT do this right now? I mean……read the fucking room?
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MAGA - government by the morons, for the morons
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
MAGA - government by the morons, for the morons
Just so we don’t forget that this asshole still needs to be arrested and thrown in prison for election fraud
January 28, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Just so we don’t forget that this asshole still needs to be arrested and thrown in prison for election fraud