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Network developer, gamer, Bandit, into trains.
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Happy Solstice!
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I feel like there are just very few people who go around thinking “I need more politics in my life right now.”
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
wtf is this supposed to convey?
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Why not .gitignore?
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
gifs you can hear 😂
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There once was a ship that put to sea
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
How long was it for the original transmog currency system, with Synthstrand -> Synthcord -> Synthweave?
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
uh oh. spaghettios.
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maybe he’s just letting everyone know that he’s such an impotent leader than the FBI wasn’t in his control during his presidency.
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Speaking of Marysville, is there an opening date for exit 198?
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Saying they're asleep at the wheel implies incompetence when clearly everything they do is malicious. Don't let them off the hook that easily.
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Can we just boycott the federal government? It's not like the IRS is funded enough to audit all of us if we just refuse to pay taxes.
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Classic outhouse w/ crescent moon cut-out window and a tiny almanac inside.
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Then you'll need a 3rd cat in case one cat wants to play and the other doesn't. Then you'll need a 4th cat in case all the cats want to play at once. Then you'll need a 5th cat just because a 5th cat will show up. Then you'll need a 6th cat...
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Beep beep, beep beep
The horn went beep beep beep
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM