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Emily (normal)
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Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old

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some of y’all
raise your hands meme “who wants big tits, thighs, and a fat ass” everybody raises their hands “who wants a bit of a tummy” nobody raising their hands
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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merry christman or whatever i have a migraine im thankful for being a hot bitch
emily in a mirror selfie being a hot bitch (she’s wearing sunglasses indoors )
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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two panel comic. fist panel and stick man in scribbled darkness with “skendjfkf” second panel, a youtube thumbnail coming through the door and the stickman, cured, saying “omg new defunctland hi!”
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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?
text from dad Is it? Is it really? That's like saying having cocaine in the house is value neutral. Sure, if you don't use it, but then what's the point?
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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the voice with which one would read this old tumblr meme
touch my butt and buy me pizza meme
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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the sweet bro and hella jeff comic about falling down stairs edited so mitch mcconnell falling down the stairs and bernie is like “i told you man i told you about stairs”
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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therein lies the rub
venn diagram with the three circles “people who like my music”, “people who play music” and “people who are near me”, where the circles never all three intersect because those people don’t exist, apparently
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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we all start somewhere
emily very early transition with short hair and black panted nails looking cute in a spaghetti strap tank emily now with long hair looking hot in light makeup and red nails over a red tank top and a necklace. looking confident (she has a hot date tonight)
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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can now confirm this first hand
maslow hierarchy of needs: The breathy giggles of another trans girl while we're tangled up together
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Todd Snider man….
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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the hardest thing about doing makeup is not getting distracted with how fucking hot you are
a beautiful emily taking a selfie in a makeup mirror
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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no, no.
screencap of emily discarding a draft of the john green cock copypasta, which reads as follows “Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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face/scent
emily looking slightly disarrayed but also very cute and hot etc dove advanced care cool essentials, cucumber scented deodorant
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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fry from futurama saying “really? phew. that’s a load off my toad.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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me, if anyone CARES
sign reading “carolina thrift. parking in rear only”
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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6 consecutive of the “i just wanna grill for gods sake” image
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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and my only actually good one:
mandolin strap: electric blue pineapples
mandolin strap: electric blue pineapples
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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tele strap: black with blue patterning
emily with a fender telecaster on a black strap with some blue patterns on it
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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acoustic strap: black with very subtle detailing
emily with a black strap that has some geometric detailing on it
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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second bass strap: black
emily holding an epiphone hollow body bass with a plain black strap
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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bass strap: brown
emily with a bass guitar with a plain brown strap
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the girl from the hotel transylvania meme sayin “it’s ok… i am a slut”
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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spinnin som vinyl during work
emily’s stereo setup with a pair of vintage sony speakers and a vinyl turntable, including a copy of Daylight Again by Crosby Stills and Nash
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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carpentressmoding
a freshly built tv stand with built in speakers underneath and record storage
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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my body is a soft animal that screams for physicality, she calls out, ragged and tired, for the contact that was denied her for so long. she needs to be hunted. released from a cage starving, she aches to run, to be caught, to be devoured.
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM