I did this once using my British Library reader’s card, although given the hoops you need to jump through to get one of those it feels pretty secure

And yes, I know you don’t need a passport for domestic travel, I do it fairly often, but i’ve never been able to get on a plane without being asked for ID before.

Hope you enjoyed!

Filing this next to my joke about black magic London taxis training called "The Occult Knowledge".

South African Two Ronnies sketch:
“Two kindles please … No bru, I mint Barbie’s boyfrind”

I had this with ET. A copy did the rounds at my mum and dad’s local. They hyped it right up in advance and it was totally unwatchable.

I occasionally send her estimates of how much they would be worth. That’s irrelevant though. I was livid on the day. My rancor. My rebel troop carrier. My Jabba-on-his-plinth.

In 1988 my mum decided that we didn’t play with our massive collection of Star Wars toys enough and just … GAVE THEM AWAY to save space. My Millenium Falcon. My X-Wing. My Snow Speeder. My AT-ST. My Ewok glider. My exploding rebel canon from Hoth. Dozens of figures. Still furious.