Nick Miller
@1nickmiller.bsky.social
40 yr old dad of 2 kids who don’t think he’s as funny as he thinks he is
Timothy made a test for us to take. Pretty sure I aced it 😂
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Timothy made a test for us to take. Pretty sure I aced it 😂
At the library with the kids
Me: Timothy, pick up your coat.
Him: Oh yeah! I don’t know how it even came off me.
Me: 🤨
Me: Timothy, pick up your coat.
Him: Oh yeah! I don’t know how it even came off me.
Me: 🤨
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At the library with the kids
Me: Timothy, pick up your coat.
Him: Oh yeah! I don’t know how it even came off me.
Me: 🤨
Me: Timothy, pick up your coat.
Him: Oh yeah! I don’t know how it even came off me.
Me: 🤨
Finally made it to a @bucees.bsky.social today. I’m duly impressed. @tealed-copper.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finally made it to a @bucees.bsky.social today. I’m duly impressed. @tealed-copper.bsky.social
There’s a lady at church who has a roadside self-serve flower stand and it’s on my way home from work and sometimes it’s not a particularly special day but a particularly special person who deserves a little happiness on her kitchen counter.
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There’s a lady at church who has a roadside self-serve flower stand and it’s on my way home from work and sometimes it’s not a particularly special day but a particularly special person who deserves a little happiness on her kitchen counter.
@irahall.bsky.social Hey I tagged you over on Twitter. Someone asking about colleges in your part of the country.
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@irahall.bsky.social Hey I tagged you over on Twitter. Someone asking about colleges in your part of the country.
You never know when a psychologist is in the bathroom because the p is silent.
August 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You never know when a psychologist is in the bathroom because the p is silent.
Just to be clear are we serving children or serving this food to our children?
August 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just to be clear are we serving children or serving this food to our children?
June 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A doe came careening headlong into the shop today, skidded out on the concrete, jumped on the workbench and crashed through the glass window. Bounced off a truck and broke a leg on the way down the 20 foot drop. Did this weird hobble-run through the back lot a disappeared, dragging the broken leg.
June 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A doe came careening headlong into the shop today, skidded out on the concrete, jumped on the workbench and crashed through the glass window. Bounced off a truck and broke a leg on the way down the 20 foot drop. Did this weird hobble-run through the back lot a disappeared, dragging the broken leg.
Timothy had an allergic reaction to something he ate. He’s fine now but wanted to watch Tale Spin and Abigail decided to snuggle up with him. 😁
May 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Timothy had an allergic reaction to something he ate. He’s fine now but wanted to watch Tale Spin and Abigail decided to snuggle up with him. 😁
When the girls sleep late the boys go for breakfast
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When the girls sleep late the boys go for breakfast
Reposted by Nick Miller
the muppets in famous works of art: thread
April 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the muppets in famous works of art: thread
Someone turned 7 today!
(It wasn’t me)
(It wasn’t me)
April 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someone turned 7 today!
(It wasn’t me)
(It wasn’t me)
Hiding in the Paw Patrol tent in the pantry. As one does 😂
April 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hiding in the Paw Patrol tent in the pantry. As one does 😂
My kids invented their own game. Each paper is a space. Roll the die and move your spaces. It goes under the chairs and into the hall. And it’s great because they did it all on their own!
March 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My kids invented their own game. Each paper is a space. Roll the die and move your spaces. It goes under the chairs and into the hall. And it’s great because they did it all on their own!
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
When you’re home with the almost-7-year-old-girl you watch Princess Diaries with her like a good dad. I don’t make the rules.
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When you’re home with the almost-7-year-old-girl you watch Princess Diaries with her like a good dad. I don’t make the rules.
And the 90’s
February 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And the 90’s
I know a man who searched for Sasquatch his whole life, Yeti never found him.
January 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I know a man who searched for Sasquatch his whole life, Yeti never found him.
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⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Once you’ve used half the alphabet it really narrows your choices!
⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Once you’ve used half the alphabet it really narrows your choices!
January 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Once you’ve used half the alphabet it really narrows your choices!
⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Once you’ve used half the alphabet it really narrows your choices!
Oof what a day. Rushed into church at the last minute and the first thing we heard was a man we all loved died from a heart attack at 5 am. Late 50’s is too young. Church was basically a mourning time. My family at our house for lunch and afternoon. Now my sister is on her way to the er with the 1/2
January 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oof what a day. Rushed into church at the last minute and the first thing we heard was a man we all loved died from a heart attack at 5 am. Late 50’s is too young. Church was basically a mourning time. My family at our house for lunch and afternoon. Now my sister is on her way to the er with the 1/2
I’m feeling better. Hooray!
Now the 8 year old is sick. Boo!
😒 Christmas vacation fun 🙃
Now the 8 year old is sick. Boo!
😒 Christmas vacation fun 🙃
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I’m feeling better. Hooray!
Now the 8 year old is sick. Boo!
😒 Christmas vacation fun 🙃
Now the 8 year old is sick. Boo!
😒 Christmas vacation fun 🙃
I’ve been trying all day to recall the name of that traditional Australian weapon that looks like a curved stick. Oh well, sooner or later it will come to me 🤷🏼♂️
December 6, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I’ve been trying all day to recall the name of that traditional Australian weapon that looks like a curved stick. Oh well, sooner or later it will come to me 🤷🏼♂️
In an odd twist, we went to a viewing this afternoon for my wife’s grandma’s sister. Her grandma is 92 and lives out of state so this could be the last time we see her. Been awhile since I’ve worn black dress pants and a white shirt. At least the pants still fit.
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
In an odd twist, we went to a viewing this afternoon for my wife’s grandma’s sister. Her grandma is 92 and lives out of state so this could be the last time we see her. Been awhile since I’ve worn black dress pants and a white shirt. At least the pants still fit.