Martooni
@12thmonkey.bsky.social
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Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!
Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs.
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs.
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
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Cause some pretti good trouble.
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Cause some pretti good trouble.
Truth
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Truth
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Batman (2025) #2
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Batman (2025) #2
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Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem and Tricia McLaughlin lied.
Renee Nicole Good died.
Renee Nicole Good died.
January 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem and Tricia McLaughlin lied.
Renee Nicole Good died.
Renee Nicole Good died.
Can’t argue with this.
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can’t argue with this.
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Good one!
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Good one!
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Now, THIS sign was spot on!!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Now, THIS sign was spot on!!
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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As Trump punishes dissenters, defies courts, and ignores the Constitution — all while he and his friends get even richer — the next No Kings Day needs to be our biggest, loudest, and most widespread day of peaceful protest yet: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
As Trump punishes dissenters, defies courts, and ignores the Constitution — all while he and his friends get even richer — the next No Kings Day needs to be our biggest, loudest, and most widespread day of peaceful protest yet: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
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There are 340 MILLION OF US.
Don’t you dare get despondent.
STAND UP.
And go GET YOUR COUNTRY BACK.
Please.
Let us not cower. This is all absolutely ridiculous.
Come on now.
Don’t you dare get despondent.
STAND UP.
And go GET YOUR COUNTRY BACK.
Please.
Let us not cower. This is all absolutely ridiculous.
Come on now.
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There are 340 MILLION OF US.
Don’t you dare get despondent.
STAND UP.
And go GET YOUR COUNTRY BACK.
Please.
Let us not cower. This is all absolutely ridiculous.
Come on now.
Don’t you dare get despondent.
STAND UP.
And go GET YOUR COUNTRY BACK.
Please.
Let us not cower. This is all absolutely ridiculous.
Come on now.
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The issue is not surrendering. It’s understanding that policy differences don’t make a damn bit of difference if you no longer have the democratic structures in place to debate and decide them. Unite over saving democracy, then we can go back to fighting over our policy differences.
Ezra Klein 🤝 Neera Tanden
Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead
Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The issue is not surrendering. It’s understanding that policy differences don’t make a damn bit of difference if you no longer have the democratic structures in place to debate and decide them. Unite over saving democracy, then we can go back to fighting over our policy differences.
wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Didn’t Shy Away From Who He Was. We Shouldn’t Either.
www.nytimes.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social
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Things that didn't age well
September 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Things that didn't age well
Wish I could read the Ezra Klein piece, but it seems like he really fucked it up.
Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences:
www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk Was Not Practicing Politics the Right Way
The mainstream media seems entirely uninterested in explaining Charlie Kirk's work.
www.404media.co
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wish I could read the Ezra Klein piece, but it seems like he really fucked it up.