Parsley
@1275gt.bsky.social
“Sure, anybody selling anything pays a 25% Trump pocket liner tax”
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Sure, anybody selling anything pays a 25% Trump pocket liner tax”
Time to order the party balloons before they’re sold out
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Time to order the party balloons before they’re sold out
Has he missed a trick there and not bought a healthcare insurance company? They sound like a cash cow, I bet he’s kicking himself on missing out
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Has he missed a trick there and not bought a healthcare insurance company? They sound like a cash cow, I bet he’s kicking himself on missing out
I would rather hear that after ripping off the Russians for years he accidentally fell from a balcony in Moscow’s Trump Tower
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I would rather hear that after ripping off the Russians for years he accidentally fell from a balcony in Moscow’s Trump Tower
I shall just watch the England games, so that’s four
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I shall just watch the England games, so that’s four
Each day that goes by he’s losing millions in Russian bungs for contracts
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Each day that goes by he’s losing millions in Russian bungs for contracts
Will I get a refund when it’s cancelled in three years?
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Will I get a refund when it’s cancelled in three years?
Just what we need an overrated overpaid pensioner
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just what we need an overrated overpaid pensioner
Solid gold peace prize gifts are not cheap!
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Solid gold peace prize gifts are not cheap!
“I guess it’s mine now so I’ll sell it”
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“I guess it’s mine now so I’ll sell it”
Target the control towers
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Target the control towers
Apparently size isn’t everything
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Apparently size isn’t everything
Someone’s angling for a new decoration
The Order of St. Andrew the First-Called
The Order of St. Andrew the First-Called
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone’s angling for a new decoration
The Order of St. Andrew the First-Called
The Order of St. Andrew the First-Called
At some point he’ll need some help and when he looks for it they’ll be no one there
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At some point he’ll need some help and when he looks for it they’ll be no one there
Wouldn’t that piss him and Putin off if Zelensky run and won
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wouldn’t that piss him and Putin off if Zelensky run and won
Turn it off and on again, if that fails buy a new one, works every time
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Turn it off and on again, if that fails buy a new one, works every time
Feels like they’ll need another one
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Feels like they’ll need another one
So then what gives him the right to demand what Ukraine should and should not accept?
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So then what gives him the right to demand what Ukraine should and should not accept?
You can see why they are bottom of the league
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You can see why they are bottom of the league
Are you watching FIFA?
All done in 15mins and no creepy bullshit
All done in 15mins and no creepy bullshit
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Are you watching FIFA?
All done in 15mins and no creepy bullshit
All done in 15mins and no creepy bullshit
He’ll probably go home and cry into his indoor heated swimming pool and wonder why they haven’t built a pyramid in his honour yet
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He’ll probably go home and cry into his indoor heated swimming pool and wonder why they haven’t built a pyramid in his honour yet
🤔 Do better, avoid criticism
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🤔 Do better, avoid criticism