Tommy Want Wingy
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A concrete floor with no roof over your head, sounds lovely
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A concrete floor with no roof over your head, sounds lovely
There are TV lawyers who fight harder than this
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There are TV lawyers who fight harder than this
“If we just pay the mob some money surely they won’t come back again”
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“If we just pay the mob some money surely they won’t come back again”
I’m a proud subscriber. It’s like I’m donating to PBS and getting a MAD Magazine in the mail
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m a proud subscriber. It’s like I’m donating to PBS and getting a MAD Magazine in the mail
The Belichick coaching tree looks like Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree, but Drake Maye just might rehabilitate Josh. They look great this year
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Belichick coaching tree looks like Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree, but Drake Maye just might rehabilitate Josh. They look great this year
Then: “This is a nice change of pace from the real newspaper”
Now: “This is the real newspaper”
Now: “This is the real newspaper”
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Then: “This is a nice change of pace from the real newspaper”
Now: “This is the real newspaper”
Now: “This is the real newspaper”
ESPN hires stupid people to say stupid things to get attention from media regurgitators like Awful Announcing
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ESPN hires stupid people to say stupid things to get attention from media regurgitators like Awful Announcing
Counterpoint: No it wouldn’t
Evidence: The handful of times he’s already done this before
Evidence: The handful of times he’s already done this before
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Counterpoint: No it wouldn’t
Evidence: The handful of times he’s already done this before
Evidence: The handful of times he’s already done this before
Leonard, Parts 1-5
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Leonard, Parts 1-5
Russell Yurk is a spineless paper-pusher who simply regurgitates the call on the field. Should not be anywhere near a broadcast booth
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Russell Yurk is a spineless paper-pusher who simply regurgitates the call on the field. Should not be anywhere near a broadcast booth
Vikings probably in playoff contention with Jacoby starting from Game 1
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Vikings probably in playoff contention with Jacoby starting from Game 1
Polarizing implies there are two sides. Show me a single person who doesn’t want to mute the TV whenever he comes on
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Polarizing implies there are two sides. Show me a single person who doesn’t want to mute the TV whenever he comes on
Not a single member of the Raiders coaching staff should be back next year. They were more competitive with Antonio freakin Pierce
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not a single member of the Raiders coaching staff should be back next year. They were more competitive with Antonio freakin Pierce
And DK got paid like a WR1 when he clearly isn’t one. Pickens probably wouldn’t put up these stats in Pittsburgh but they totally whiffed on this
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
And DK got paid like a WR1 when he clearly isn’t one. Pickens probably wouldn’t put up these stats in Pittsburgh but they totally whiffed on this
I’m growing increasingly excited
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m growing increasingly excited
Maybe he’d prefer an entire cupcake season like Notre Dame schedules every year
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Maybe he’d prefer an entire cupcake season like Notre Dame schedules every year
People who don’t know shit are the last ones to say “I don’t know”
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
People who don’t know shit are the last ones to say “I don’t know”
Mamdani 2028: Trump-Approved
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mamdani 2028: Trump-Approved
All-time bad signing. Should have traded him
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
All-time bad signing. Should have traded him
CJ has looked broken again this year, seeing ghosts. I assumed it was bad O-line but Mills looks entirely serviceable. Not a good sign
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
CJ has looked broken again this year, seeing ghosts. I assumed it was bad O-line but Mills looks entirely serviceable. Not a good sign
He’s qualified to report on the regular season only
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
He’s qualified to report on the regular season only
Dude spent one year at Ohio State with some of the best players at every position and everyone forgot he flamed out of the NFL
Matt Patricia trying to do the same. It’s the football version of this:
Matt Patricia trying to do the same. It’s the football version of this:
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dude spent one year at Ohio State with some of the best players at every position and everyone forgot he flamed out of the NFL
Matt Patricia trying to do the same. It’s the football version of this:
Matt Patricia trying to do the same. It’s the football version of this:
And see how easy it is? Yet reporters feel obligated to chase the stick day after day, like reliving Groundhog Day where they don’t remember all the lies and bullshit from the previous day
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
And see how easy it is? Yet reporters feel obligated to chase the stick day after day, like reliving Groundhog Day where they don’t remember all the lies and bullshit from the previous day