If you stare at him and grind your teeth back he gets really offended

My school had a list of troubled students up in the staff room and I feel like maybe Wiltshire Police should have had one of these. Idk, maybe the government could have given them a heads up that a convicted soviet double agent lived in Salisbury? Just in case? Put it on the list in the staff room?

Looking for recommendations for a cat sitter (London-based), my cats are anxious and so am I, please tell me if you know anyone good !!

Look at them paws go

I hope Alex Jones’ new overlords, The Onion, allow him to keep his job