obviously the guy on the right is getting a lot of your attention, but never forget Young Bierko just to the left of him

pgdn close to spacebar? i think seeing it might upset my delicate constitution. but now i believe it. if you never use pgdn button on purpose, you could try to remap it to do nothing. seems like a pain. but i could easily live without pgdn. tab, not so much

hmm. it seems unlikely that the space bar could unstick a physically stuck pgdn or tab key. but it is possible, depending on the force of the strike and the sensitivity of the membrane

i had a plan to put hundreds of unreleased quotes in there. that would have really messed with people

you're correct. i think the source ingested by the API config may contain some errors. i used to reply as needed. it's a real person! reply and suggest. you can say i said you ("sent you" pun)

is it designed like that to try to snag wrestling fans too?!

yeah i guess i gotta learn the lines distinguishing the two first. good advice

(designer of the conspiracy, that is.)

sometimes i fear that if it weren't for designer-less conspiracy theories i wouldn't get to have any fun at all, and that if they were ever right they wouldn't be any fun

this is a very good point, and i wonder if it's a 'metaphor' aka low-key social propaganda coding for "don't piss your parents off so much they disinherit you because intergenerational wealth transfer is your only chance at living a happy life" (a sentiment that is growing in popularity)

two each according to his steed and none each according to his [there is no acceptable word to complete this middling pun]

i think it means your space bar sticks because iirc space bar is a 1997 way to scroll down on a web page. if not a web browser... haunted

it's giving pundit. pundit is brat's worstie

the music industry IS pretty self-satirical ... still, this just doesn't feel brat to me