André 2999
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André 2999
@0andreluiz.bsky.social
Minha meta do dia é fazer você se apaixonar por mim
esperando o lanche no McDonald's
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Por isso já disse nosso presidente
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
o deputado do PL assim:
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Dua Lipa (19) Megadeth (19) Menores Atos (5) Baiana System (3) Cícero (2). #myweekcounted 141 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Montamos uma guirlanda hi-tec aqui na firma e fodasse
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
se não for pra fazer isso, é loucura
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Baiana System (28) Turnstile (22) Ghost (21) Kneecap (20) ROSALÍA (11). #myweekcounted 219 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
maravilhado com o slogan dessa dedetizadora
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
entrei no marketplace e apareceu o anúncio de um safado grátis
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Milton Nascimento (16) ruadois (13) Ghost (8) The Miners (6) Lô Borges (4). #myweekcounted 157 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
o pessoal é resenha pura !!
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
dia desses mostraram essa imagem aqui e eu confesso que esbocei muito
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: The Miners (13) Péricles (6) Tame Impala (2) The Strokes (2) Anberlin (1). #myweekcounted 49 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
nossa que problemaço pqp coisa de nem dormir depois
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
mas doutor, são todas o mesmo lanche gerado por IA
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
e vocês nada...
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Tame Impala (32) Racionais MC's (16) The Black Keys (14) Péricles (13) Os Garotin (9). #myweekcounted 200 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
October 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
cheguei no Rio de Janeiro e meio que tomei uma igual essa aqui
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
OS CARA TÃO NA RUA QUERENDO LEVAR O MEU SAMSUNG
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ethereal Connection
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM