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Kurtis Bowling 🐠
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I write, I left, I am.
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Power outage, but these nerds press on
A handful of player character miniatures are gathered in a circle on the playmat, illuminated by a lone large candle.
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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And every knight needs a badass sword 🗡️
Lorcan’s Sword Weapon (longsword), rare (requires attunement) The surface of this blackened steel blade is reminiscent of an oil slick, hues of color swirling around the copper runes that run the length of the sword. You have a +1 bonus to attack rolls and damage with this magic weapon. When you hit a fiend or an undead with this magic weapon, that creature takes an extra 2d6 radiant damage. If the target has 25 hit points or fewer after taking this damage, it must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or be destroyed. On a successful save, the creature becomes frightened of you until the end of your next turn. Spells. While the sword is on your person, you can use an action to cast each of the following spells from it: — Wrathful Smite — Gentle Repose — Speak With Dead — Spirit Shroud Once you use the sword to cast a spell, you can’t cast that spell again from it until the next dawn.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) stands victorious over the evil King Argotron.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Next you're gonna tell me the telephone where you PAY FOR MINUTES to talk to No-Soul Santa is a bad idea.
Santa's Magical Telephone. A red and green AI-powered plastic telephone with a picture of Santa Claus inside the rotary dial.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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So the party's heist has not went off without some hitches.
...
It's basically only been hitches.
But they live!

(Don't tell em a Herald of Orcus is in there somewhere. Morale is still up)
Basement Temple map of a Gray Dwarf Mansion. Amidst the party's tokens are eight dwarf revenant corpses. The party made those. First Floor of a Gray Dwarf Mansion. The parlor, kitchen, and dining hall are full of dwarf guard corpses. Bloody, the party slowly gather into the freshly Fireball-ed kitchen to chart out the next step of their evolving plans.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Legendary find
A digitally remastered DVD of Project Kill Starring Leslie Nielsen The tagline: The Only Way Out Is Death
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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It's me, Ghostface.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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#DrawSteel
A tabletop grid shows room D4 of the Delian Tomb. Several goblins surround a forcefield in the center of the room. The bugbear in charge stands next to the captured woman about to be sacrificed. The party of heroes stand on the opposite side of the room, about to draw steel. The same map is now devoid of all goblins (them gobbs are ded, bro) The heroes stand rallied around the rescued woman. Violet is saved!
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Was a big hit
#DrawSteel
My buddy Chris AKA the Glorious Lightning Moon Wizard: My GOSH, Kurt! I figured I would like Draw Steel, because playing a new TTRPG with my wonderful friends. But, __DAMN__ . GOOD SHIZ Me: I was hoping itd be a hit, was fuckin' awesome 🤘
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Ran Draw Steel for my main crew finally. Was sick, the sparks started immediately, instant winner.

One of 'em straight up bought the books after 2 rounds of combat!
A tabletop grid showing the first room of the Delian Tomb. The hero minis are the only that remain standing. There are two dozen enemy minis strewn about, defeated. So many dead goblins.
October 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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! BACKERS !

...you get that thing I sent ya? ;)

The Essentians Have Arrived
#DrawSteel
Essentian Ancestry Half Page Art
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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And then...🔞
Puns of Anarchy cards laid on table. Category: Pillow Talk Player Responses: Kiss Everything, Lord of the Cock, Shake it till I Get Off, No Head for Old Men, Your Hole is My World, and Jimmy Eat Ass
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Wild game of Dread
We cured the Scarlet Plague 🩸
A Jenga tower leans precariously to one side, many pieces missing from the middle placed on top. The second layer from the bottom only has one piece holding the rest of it up. A finger points this piece out. A Jenga tower leans precariously to one side, many pieces missing from the middle placed on top. The second layer from the bottom only has one piece holding the rest of it up.
September 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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🤩🤘
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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🤘🥲
Tabletop battlemap showing a line of enemy forces against the party. A gargantuan mini lays on the ground in the background (representing a zombie T-rex) My character's mini is behind enemy lines, prone on the ground.
September 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Apathy's a tragedy...

But the splines were reticulated! 10/10
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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If we hit the goal? You'll have the PDF by the end of September.

Big thanks to all the Backers who have got us this far with their support, and to the future backers who will bring the Essentians TO LIFE! Not just Powered by Draw Steel, Powered by YOU.
Essentians Ancestry Cover Art A featureless humanoid shape made of twinkling, multi-colored stardust stands front and center. The background is a swirling inky void like a galaxy, distant stars everywhere. The bottom of the swirling void solidifies into a curved grid, like translucent tiles, fading at the edges. Across the top it reads: ESSENTIANS At the bottom is the Powered By Draw Steel Logo
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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original Preview Spread: drive.google.com/file/d/1O6S2...
Fire Essentian Preview (art by Jeffrey Koch): www.backerkit.com/c/projects/k...
Rot and Void Preview (art by Vagelio Kaliva)=: drive.google.com/file/d/1CNzS...
Three Page Preview Spread of Essentian Ancestry Licensed Art for Air Essentian by Gabe Fua and Earth Essentian by Dean Spencer Fire Essentian Preview WREATHED IN FLAMES (1 POINT) Flames and heat become a second skin. Your body sheds light for a distance of your choice up to 10 squares. You can change the intensity as a maneuver. At the end of each of your turns, every enemy adjacent to you takes 1 fire damage. Additionally, you can choose to have your melee strikes deal fire damage instead of their normal damage. TO THE LAST CINDERS (2 POINTS) You have the following signature ability. Signature abilities can be used at will. To the Last Cinders You erupt in a violent blast of flames, scorching all those around, even as you fall. Area, Magic Main Action Distance: 2 Burst Target: Each enemy in the area Power Roll + Might or Presence: ≤ 11: 2 fire damage 12–16: 4 fire damage; A < average, burning (save ends) 17+: 6 fire damage; A < strong, burning (save ends) Effect: A burning target takes 1d6 fire damage at the start of each of their turns until the condition ends. The first time you are reduced to 0 stamina during a battle, this signature ability immediately activates as a free triggered action in a volatile supernova. Image of a humanoid man wearing sleeveless monk-like garb, one hand holding flames. His eyes are pupil-less, and his hair is aflame, licking upward. Art by Jeffrey Koch Rot and Void Essentian Traits Preview – ROT – MIASMA (2 POINTS) You have the following signature ability. Signature abilities can be used at will. Miasma Putrefaction follows you, claiming the life of any who pursue. Magic Maneuver Distance: Self Target: Self Effect: For the rest of your turn you create a wake of death along the path of your movement that lasts until the start of your next turn. Any enemy who enters the affected area for the first time in a round or starts their turn there takes corruption damage equal to your highest characteristic score. Any allies that enter the area gain concealment. – VOID – WHY? (2 POINTS) You have the following signature ability. Signature abilities can be used at will. Why? You launch glimpses of the unknowable into an unwitting mind, sending them reeling. Magic, Ranged, Strike Main Action Distance: Ranged 10 Target: One creature Power Roll + Reason or Intuition: ≤ 11: 2 + R or I psychic damage; R < weak, dazed (save ends) 12–16: 3 + R or I psychic damage; R < average, dazed (save ends) 17+: 5 + R or I psychic damage; R < strong, dazed (save ends) Image of a mutated man grinning. He wears a thick coat and head cloth. One hand is gnarled spiky with long, sharp fingers. One side of his face is similarly mutated, with multiple spikes protruding from his head and a large staring eye. A pipe in his mouth is smoking, and a dark vapor swirls around his body. Art by Vagelio Kaliva
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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A close-up slice of the art used for Fire Essentians. Fierce, pupil-less eyes, pointed ears, and the beginnings of fiery hair.
August 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Oh, hey, this thing is happening! 🚀

Essentians - A Draw Steel Ancestry is LIVE on BackerKit Now!

Check it out here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/k...

#DrawSteel #MCDM #ttrpg
The Essentians Ancestry Cover A featureless humanoid shape made of twinkling, multi-colored stardust stands front and center. The background is a swirling inky void like a galaxy, distant stars everywhere. The bottom of the swirling void solidifies into a curved grid, like translucent tiles, fading at the edges. Across the top is the word: ESSENTIANS At the bottom is the Powered By Draw Steel Logo
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Stay tuned tomorrow 📣
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August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM