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zuden
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just a pseudointellectual trying to make it | 27
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shit don't change and nothing good ever happens
some things just ain't never been meant to be. like anything good and my life. and it's important to accept these things as they're revealed
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"oh yeah? could a chungus do this?" i ask before cracking a 16 oz Pabster in the shower
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
guy on discord, ordering doordash for the third time this week: "yeah i think i'm gonna build a house next summer"
August 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”

Via ABC News
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
maybe i'm just the sum of all my mistakes wrongdoings and regrets
July 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
always remember to thank god for the Democrats before bed because who else would back a genocide, defend billionaires, and raise police budgets in a super cool based woke way? never forget how lucky you are
July 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
stupid fuckin shitty fuckin job, stupid fuckin shitty fuckin life
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
it's really awesome how much my dumbass self isn't cut out to live the life i built for myself
June 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
can't wait to get 17th at the south carolina melee arcadian and never touch a gamecube controller again :3
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
if the good lord above didn't want me to drink 64oz of beer and then drive home she wouldn't have made ice cold mugs of 32oz draught beer only accessible after driving to a restaurant with a drive to get back home
May 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
everybody tough until the 5/5 first strike, trample, lifelink hits the board on turn 4
May 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
good news: this is as good as things will ever be for the rest of your life ❤️
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i got too woke at melon melee 4 and they canceled me :(
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
oops all nazis
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
dude the posts on the app by nazis for nazis are just too good like you don't understand. i just need to make sure the nazi guy gets my ad revenue the posts are just that important to me
March 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reposted by zuden
anytime in my life that i’m at my lowest, folk punk music has always been there for me. its been hard lately with the current fascist regime, i figured i’d put together a little playlist for myself, or anyone else that wanted to check it out. i’ve been doxxed one million times i don’t care anymore
folk punk that makes me want to keep living
Playlist · June Sternbach · 38 items
open.spotify.com
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
the resistance party doesn't resist, the opposition party doesn't oppose. those meant to stop fascism call the police on any public demonstration jist as quickly as the fascists do. sorry for thinking that things won't get better under either of the two parties that want comfy rich over happy poor
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
listening to someone talk and realizing they would've made a great nazi. listening to them talk some more and realizing that they lowkey already do
February 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if your takes about the game are bad enough we should ban you from the scene. no, donkey kong is not hype just because he's seen less often. no, floaties don't deserve equal rights. yes, we have to do something about ice climbers, there's two of them and that's not fair
February 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
everyone else in my life would handle my schedule better than me, no one in my life cares to work around the fucked up schedule i have, and i'm the piece of shit for being annoyed about it. spraying my mouth silver, screaming witness me, and making modern art of the matter in my skull
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"hey we heard you talking about how you're in a serious crunch using 1/3 of your total pto for the year already. anyway, your sister's wedding that we just scheduled is on a weekend you're working make sure you use pto for it, kys if you're upset by this development"
February 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm forever the world's greatest afterthought man fuck yeah dude love this shit fr
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by zuden
my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them
February 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM