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full court hoopin in heaven with some muslims
bill clinton is fully bisexual when he's drunk
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
what if midas.. toueche his peanus? and make his bornar into golden. wold he cumb molten goald. wold it hort ?
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
i got lokos and woods in my candy bowl for halloween
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if i was a bender i would be a fentbender
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
godspeed you black emperor is to you as you'll cowards dont even smoke crack is to me
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i feel like a wizard when i play guitar with a blanket on my back
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
jumpman is marios deadname
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sanrio stock is gonna tank when they find a med that can manage borderline personality disorder
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
disposing of the asshole razor trickshot compilation
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
emojis are the counterbalance to the white man's tone indicator
October 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
put ya funny where ya mouth is. suck ya own dick
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in my house we didnt have no swear jar we had the epstein jar
September 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the opposite of keyboards is mountain dew
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
spend 99 dollas on CoC call that shit a micro transaction
fuckin on a shemale midget call that shit micro trans action
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
first round of drinks is on me to anyone at this bar that can confidently sound with a 7mm diameter rod!
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
im the michael jordan of getting HIV from my neighbor
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i stick the glock up my ass so you taste shit before you die
September 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
streets call me vincent van gock the way i paint her with my cum
September 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the opposite of kleenex is oatmeal
September 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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the founder of the nation of islam is a white guy who looks like reviewbrah
September 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
how do adults not know the difference between there/their/theyre? like?? im surprised these people wake up and remember not to choke on there own tongue
August 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One Million Nights on Adderall
August 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
dip the blunt in my cum and make the function smoke my children
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
trans women are women but all women are bitches and bitches aint shit
August 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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August 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM