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Writer of stuff. Thirtysomething old fuck. Weird Baltimore person. Just realized I could do this. Bask in my computer illiteracy: https://books2read.com/ap/nEJQpv/Zofia-Warwick Lover of most things puppetry related, offbeat, and anti-establishment.
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With the upcoming Indigenous People's Day on October 13 I want to link a paper for everyone's perusal: datasmart.hks.harvard.edu/addressing-n....

This is a breakdown of the risk of homelessness among native populations within urban areas and what organizations are active in providing aid.
Addressing Native Homelessness with Culturally Appropriate Housing | Data-Smart City Solutions
datasmart.hks.harvard.edu
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Suffice to say it's condoning revisionism.
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It feeds into Clean, Pretty, Reliable culture. Fiction apparently has to abhor messy, even if messy is more interesting. (How much better if fiction was messy and reality wasn't, am I right?) Can't show bad behavior in fiction, have to excuse bad behavior in reality. If publishing is doing *this*...
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Characters being likeable is marketability pap. Change mah mind.
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Saw this and since I'm on an unstoppable tear I'm just going to have to ask: do you, though? Asking because I read Antigone, and Things Fall Apart, and Where Angels Fear to Tread and there's just no likeable characters outside of Ezinma and Antigone.

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How to make your main character likable
Among the major challenges facing fiction writers is creating a protagonist who readers will like. After all, if readers loathe the character, they probably aren’t going to continue with …
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Haven't read it sadly, but read Calvin's polemical ahem. "treatise" and it's the stuff of catastrophized nonsense. Sounds like a good recommendation.
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This weekend, three men in Evanston hugged their families goodbye to look for work at Home Depot but were attacked by ICE before they could return home.

Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.

If you’re able, please help us support our neighbors: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand With the Families Left Behind After Evanston ICE Raid, organized by Michele Hays
If you are on social media and live near Evanston, IL, you ma… Michele Hays needs your support for Stand With the Families Left Behind After Evanston ICE Raid
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RIP George, Breonna, Atatiana, Trayvon--and too many more.
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Like the blood on the hands of Lady MacBeth, American justice cannot rinse clean the stains caused by two-tier policing.
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In a nutshell, every writer/poet/lyricist has a telltale flow, almost like a fingerprint. You can change meter but you can't change the way your thoughts spill out of your head and how you channel them. There's something just a bit fishy about esteemed dead editor/writer/poet EA Poe's 'The Raven'.
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Anyone want to read some Edgar Allan Poe rage bait? Could have posted this on here a week ago but just didn't. A lot going on.

Anyway, if you're familiar with the concept of flow, I should probably have expanded on that in greater detail.

#dreaddeclarations #poe

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If you were stranded in a deconstructed everyone dies fantasy world but it also had entirely too many puns:

Would an Andy Weirwood give you good tips on orbital mechanics?
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
It's amazing how one's brain immediately goes to 'Wonderwall' in that second sentence without any further contextual dialogue.
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If the character in question had fish in his wetsuit and went on to become a minor sea deity, does that count or no?
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One was possessed by an 18th Century ghost during a road trip.
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Okay, fashioned a bucket list (desperately depressed) and am going to share it. Feel free to add your own! The crazier the better is what I say.

#depressionmeansbucketlist
Bucket list! Items are in no special order:
Get drunk and wander through a Hands (Japanese stationary store.)
Iceland! (Sign says Iceland.)
Sell...soap? Books? (Vending!)
Live by a Sea (waves!)
Grow Beer (hops!)
Eat this on all foods and not die (Buldak 2X Spicy sauce)
World Peace (abstract, but beachy)
Kayak like Paul Theroux (kayaking in pristine potentially Pacific waters)
Parent well (a kid blowing bubbles in silhouette)
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Definitely concur that the emoji barrage on one of our wonderful bluesky book ads just confuzzles me most of the time. Happier when I see a blurb--I know where I stand with it. (Also, see this handy list of undeciphered writing systems--nearly all pictographs! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undecip...)
Undeciphered writing systems - Wikipedia
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Like, you are the reason you never see your family. You are the reason you're constantly tired and your body is aching. Does your paycheck look all that better, even? Oh, you think 'taxes' are what ate it all. Hmm.
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At this stage of the game I feel like anyone signing up for overtime in a vacated position is just scabbing in another form and drank far too much of the hustle culture Flavor Aid, and my patience with the soap operatic pathos associated has worn very, very thin.
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Tracks? Hmm. October--nice, kind of a David Sylvain thing going for it. U2 at this time? Not The Police. Album cover? Adam Clayton's hairspray could hold up bridges.
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This is the bi-monthly reminder that I did a few things that are available for cheap. To reinforce this, I shall include both a link to commercial items and a song that summarizes my feelings.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckEP...

#horror #comedy #otherstuff #books
Cheepnis (Live At The Roxy, Hollywood/1973)
YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic
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zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Teppanyaki Grill on Washington Boulevard is sadly dead, but you could put an awfully suspicious amount of prawns with heads on in a Styrofoam container while it lasted.
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
There have to be some of these bootlickers that are effectively tired of this chaos.
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
Okay, I'm a wee little humanities major and not a civics instructor, but the current rules on any motion to oust the speaker of the house requires a mere nine Republicans. Maybe we can get some face-savers to join the resistance and get that parasite Mike Johnson out. Anyone? Bueller?

#motiontooust