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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 29d

if i drink out of a cup stacker's stacking cups will they banish me to the shadow realm or will they just not really care that much

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Sep 4

so what do hollow knight fans even do now

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Sep 3

i wonder how the people living in candyland are doing right now. do you think every time they walk it melts the chocolate sidewalk a bit more, or that the royal castle is just really really sticky at this point
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 24

toothbrush

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 22

just called off work to play with my super soakers

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 17

the persona devs are cowards make every tarot card a social link damn it

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 14

just remembered when i was 16 i played darts for the first and only time and that was when i threw one dart, hit the bullseye, and vowed never to play it again so i keep my 100% bullseye rate and therefore by technicality makes me the greatest darts player in the world

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 10

every time i open premiere pro i either stare at the timeline for 10 minutes and close it or lock the fuck in and finish an entire project in like 2 hours with no in between
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 10

ur onto something with this one

Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 8

just want to let everyone know that i still ragebait her with this every now and again.

caesar salad is nachos btw

PandoraThen @pandorathen.bsky.social · Apr 23

my girlfriend is ragebaiting me by saying that a burger is cake and stake is a salad.

OH ALSO APPERENTLY RICE CAN JUST BE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

I'm falling for the ragebait so hard.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · Aug 4

if life was a merging game i wouldn't combine anything world destroying or reality bending or anything like that, i would instead continue to combine trees until it was big enough to be the centerpiece of a giant fantasy world and see how long it would take for someone to be specifically a jester

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