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Why did we just have a James Bond infomercial?
March 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why did we just have a James Bond infomercial?
I often have to Google weird things after talking to my mom but " Joe Biden Uncle eaten by Pygmy" is definitely one of the weirdest ones
April 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I often have to Google weird things after talking to my mom but " Joe Biden Uncle eaten by Pygmy" is definitely one of the weirdest ones
Question for the lawyers here. If you are practicing law, why be are you also a "Disney travel agent" as well?
February 1, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Question for the lawyers here. If you are practicing law, why be are you also a "Disney travel agent" as well?
I used to drain an 18 oz double jack and coke at the stadium entrance. I got this. (2/2)
January 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I used to drain an 18 oz double jack and coke at the stadium entrance. I got this. (2/2)
I'm having an ultrasound today for the post C-section lump (diagnostic). The imaging place has told me SEVERAL times to drink 32oz of water in the hour prior. (1/2
January 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I'm having an ultrasound today for the post C-section lump (diagnostic). The imaging place has told me SEVERAL times to drink 32oz of water in the hour prior. (1/2
Honestly so freaking relieved. One of baby girls game day fits arrived today and I really didn't want to waste it.
January 12, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Honestly so freaking relieved. One of baby girls game day fits arrived today and I really didn't want to waste it.
My mother on the phone just now " well the real estate values are going to fall." Ok boomer.
January 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
My mother on the phone just now " well the real estate values are going to fall." Ok boomer.
This? Happening on the night I go to see the late great Stephen Sondheim's last unfinished work? Jesus
January 10, 2024 at 11:09 PM
This? Happening on the night I go to see the late great Stephen Sondheim's last unfinished work? Jesus
Also I hope a grad assistant is currently SCOURING the transfer portal for a new center
January 2, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Also I hope a grad assistant is currently SCOURING the transfer portal for a new center
But I'm also hot with the unfollow button momma does not have time for that. So if you're being a whiny jackass I will get rid of you.
January 2, 2024 at 1:57 AM
But I'm also hot with the unfollow button momma does not have time for that. So if you're being a whiny jackass I will get rid of you.
Welp. In all seriousness I hate to be that girl but I won a 3 year battle to become a mom. So this hurts but not as much as in years past.
January 2, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Welp. In all seriousness I hate to be that girl but I won a 3 year battle to become a mom. So this hurts but not as much as in years past.
Baby's sleeping and momma's drinking.
January 1, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Baby's sleeping and momma's drinking.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social sending thank you notes, like the goddamn southern lady I am. Send me your address on twitter so that legions of blue hairs will not haunt me.
December 12, 2023 at 10:50 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social sending thank you notes, like the goddamn southern lady I am. Send me your address on twitter so that legions of blue hairs will not haunt me.
Well, shit. Look at that.
December 3, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Well, shit. Look at that.
Ah yes the Dr. Pepper challenge. An early foray into the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
December 2, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Ah yes the Dr. Pepper challenge. An early foray into the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Auburn Jesus strikes again.
November 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Auburn Jesus strikes again.
Not a lot going on at the moment.
November 6, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Not a lot going on at the moment.
I am confirming that @texaninnyc.bsky.social just called that blocked kick for a run back
October 7, 2023 at 10:22 PM
I am confirming that @texaninnyc.bsky.social just called that blocked kick for a run back
Dammit Texas, really?
October 7, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Dammit Texas, really?
Oh god. I can't drink this season and THIS IS WHAT THEY BRING ME??
September 16, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Oh god. I can't drink this season and THIS IS WHAT THEY BRING ME??
I just want to point out that last year I said NOTHING TO NO ONE. and now the aunt who doesn't even watch football is texting.
September 10, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I just want to point out that last year I said NOTHING TO NO ONE. and now the aunt who doesn't even watch football is texting.
Oh boy woke up to more one on one texts from the Texas in laws. What a victory lap.
September 10, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Oh boy woke up to more one on one texts from the Texas in laws. What a victory lap.
Ok if we're going back into the vault then the uncle who is the regent was actively stealing my coach so..
September 10, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Ok if we're going back into the vault then the uncle who is the regent was actively stealing my coach so..
For the record I absolutely did not start the shit talking.
September 10, 2023 at 3:29 AM
For the record I absolutely did not start the shit talking.
Oh boy more family jokes about singing the TX fight song to the baby are incoming
September 10, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Oh boy more family jokes about singing the TX fight song to the baby are incoming