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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️
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I'm not the most boring person on the internet...yet.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · May 20
ANYONE WHO KNOWS...please tell me:

Who is singing the cover of Suspicious Minds in the CNN docuseries " Vegas: The Story of Sin City" (it's in the last 4 minutes or so of Episode 3) ???????? I can't find it anywhere.

#CNN #ELVIS #Shazam #MusicSky #Trivia #ReSkeet
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 7h
SKIMS Ultimate Bush is not a hat, Stephen.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 8h
I am sucker for maritime paintings and model ships...well, tall ships in general, really.😀
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Anton Melbye, Danish (1818-1875), Seascape with Sailing Ships in High Waves, 1850, oil on canvas laid on panel, 82 x 70 cm, private collection
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Empathy @constant-tummyache.bsky.social · 20h
Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 19h
Does Bluesky purposely block alcohol and smoking gifs from the gif stock pool?

I notice this as I had trouble searching for a celebratory cigar gif from Bsky stock for the Bama Vols game... #RollTide btw
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 19h
"Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)"
John Candy in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles selling shower curtain rings
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 21h
the vicious cycle of childhood vs adulting during times of protest.

#NoKings
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 23h
When you see a couple of wealthy celebrities supporting the #NoKings protest that you have personally seen behind the scenes using their influence, money, and power to hurt, fire, and silence others for incredibly petty reasons. 🤨
Bob Saget from his Half-Baked scene where he steps up in an Addiction Counseling meeting to complain about the lead character for being at the meeting to talk about his marijuana use. His line is, " Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now thats an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
bring back the dollar slice!

$1.50 slice is bullshit.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
just finished season 2 of House of the Dragon and re-watching all of Game of Thrones.

When you think about it...wooly mammoth riding Giants are just hanging out north of the wall away from all this Real Housewives of Westeros drama for 2 centuries like, " fuck them kids."
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
for the secret Amish rebels that are hiding an iphone between the rafters of the barn
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
Mad Max retires.

I loved watching him pitch. My favorite non-Yankee player for the last several years by a mile. Thanks for the greatness, Max Scherzer!

got my HoF vote if I had one.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
heartbreaker for Miami.

entertaining game to watch though. How is Louisville un-ranked?
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
when you buy a government from Temu
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d
It is a very basic service but every single time I open up a laptop and install a new ssd...and it works without any issues:
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d
maybe it's looking at its reflection and doing the Ed Norton monologue from 25th Hour.

All I know is every Actor I've ever known does some weird shit if they have an audition coming up.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d
If you could go back in time to the medieval period with knowledge you have today, you'd probably accidentally do something or say something that would get you burned at the stake.

I bet at least one Witch was a time traveler that walked into a tavern and ordered an iced double mocha cookie crumble
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d
i bet all those that touched those letters had fingers filthy with raven shit.
#GameOfThrones
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2d
It's like watching New York fight and win against itself.
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d
there are 1000s of moments in Game of Thrones that make it a great re-watch.

3 examples: Hearing the late great Diana Rigg say these lines:

"He really was a cunt, wasn't he?"
" Oh! You can smell the shit from 5 miles away."
"And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose."

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Diane Rigg, final scene as Lady Tyrell in Game of Thrones Diane Rigg, riding scene as Lady Tyrell in Game of Thrones Diane Rigg, scene with Sansa Stark scene as Lady Tyrell in Game of Thrones
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6d
Just re-watched "The Rains of Castamere" ( The Red Wedding)

It is all too easy to remember why Game of Thrones was so loved. Pretty damn gripping.

#GameOfThrones
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 7d
Trick r' Treat

must watch Halloween movie
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 8d
When you finally remember where you've heard that voice before...

#EdGein #Monster #Elf
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 8d
A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms looks fun.
#GoT
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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 8d
If you put Stephen Colbert's face on Conan Obrien's head, it looks like a professor that just found out the janitor is better at math than he is.
#GoodWillHunting #Funny
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