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WELL TOO BAD
Anyone wanna validate me??
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
WELL TOO BAD
Anyone wanna validate me??
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Anyone wanna validate me??
The fuck is ashwaganda I’ll kill you
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The fuck is ashwaganda I’ll kill you
I think someone should make a gay BlueSky or whatever so I can post what I want and not worry about work.
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I think someone should make a gay BlueSky or whatever so I can post what I want and not worry about work.
If you have one of these you can dm me
I love a big old softie
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If you have one of these you can dm me
I think if you do steroids you should have to say that every time you post a photo
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I think if you do steroids you should have to say that every time you post a photo
I’m comparing photos and I’ve made… zero gym progress in 5 years lmao
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I’m comparing photos and I’ve made… zero gym progress in 5 years lmao
Basic Instinct is a truly wild film
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Basic Instinct is a truly wild film
Really the reason I want a kid is to tell them about Santa early and watch them ruin it for all the other kids
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Really the reason I want a kid is to tell them about Santa early and watch them ruin it for all the other kids
I’ve seen some of the worst minutes of movie I’ve ever seen in my life
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’ve seen some of the worst minutes of movie I’ve ever seen in my life
I’m watching megalopolis and need an adult
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m watching megalopolis and need an adult
They should invent a bagel and a half
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They should invent a bagel and a half
I think Selena Meyer is a good parent.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think Selena Meyer is a good parent.
The year is 2040. I wake up and eat a bean containing 80g protein and -20 calories. After I administer my ozempic microdose shot I send an electric shock to my brain to make sure I can’t remember the workday where, instead of creating shareholder value, I’m mining for poor people’s credit scores and
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The year is 2040. I wake up and eat a bean containing 80g protein and -20 calories. After I administer my ozempic microdose shot I send an electric shock to my brain to make sure I can’t remember the workday where, instead of creating shareholder value, I’m mining for poor people’s credit scores and
I love that I can keep a deeply detailed mental inventory of every man at my gym an I assume I’m 100% invisible to each of them
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love that I can keep a deeply detailed mental inventory of every man at my gym an I assume I’m 100% invisible to each of them
If I were to run for president, which I’m not saying I would do, I’d make sure Worst Cooks in America played every day and we voted on important ballots(?) together after that. Probably on our phones.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If I were to run for president, which I’m not saying I would do, I’d make sure Worst Cooks in America played every day and we voted on important ballots(?) together after that. Probably on our phones.
I ❤️ NY season is June, September. I HATE NY season is Jan-May, Oct-Dec.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I ❤️ NY season is June, September. I HATE NY season is Jan-May, Oct-Dec.
The first time I felt represented in media was when I saw the penguin in Batman Returns
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The first time I felt represented in media was when I saw the penguin in Batman Returns