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zippy
@zippytek.bsky.social
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Tech, Live Music and motion-based activity. #mufc
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 12h
a real legend with maybe 1% of the deserved notoriety
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 15h
it's wild bc we had this fight once

if the blue states get bullied and stop funding the feds, the red states will suffer

they're just not very good at math or strategy in this admin
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 15h
does she really need to say it? lol
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 1d
This dude thinks that line was a winner so he’s gonna keep repeating it? I guess they don’t have a PR team
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
I need a 2025 reboot
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
I always thought that was just a sitcom
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
“And you see, this was why we had to award the USG military contract for secure comms to spacex and starlink, your honor. Who knew just how bad an idea this would turn out to be?”
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
yes, Desraedos. The delivery driver.
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe if they didn’t wear masks that cover their faces instead of badges that identify them for accountability we wouldn’t be here, Pam.

You don’t cosplay as a “federal agent” who is completely unaccountable for their actions without pushback from our communities.
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
And we both know who worked harder that week
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
Weeks/Months away from “If you don’t give president trump the peace prize, we will attack your country with the full force of the American military”
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
That and firing missiles at fishing boats
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
Let them fight .gif
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
The oh oh bb
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 2d
This one feels special, maybe it’s just the coffee tho #bmfs
Now playing: Billy Strings 10/10/2025 at the Royal Albert Hall in London - Stratosphere Blues/I Believe in You
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 3d
this dude is gonna learn
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 4d
Maybe they can put them on the blockchain and to read them you just buy an NFT
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 4d
Normies aren’t eternally online enough to have the necessary self awareness to survive in a techno fascist future

We wish them well
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 4d
just wait - these companies will prob start selling a little pocket pet "ai" product that promises to do all the small talk and getting to know someone for them for the low price of $49.99 per month. "your dating pet will talk to your potential mates pet to sort out a match! it's easy!"
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 5d
Swimming at Night
Prom Dress
Up in Arms

I’m tempted to do like 20 more tho
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 6d
they absolutely plan to (continue to) attack peaceful protesters.
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 6d
"our voters can't math"
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 7d
do we have an expiration date for this tool? what a disaster he's been
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 9d
If byd made cars there I would want to buy one. But like Mexico and Brazil it’s illegal
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zippy @zippytek.bsky.social · 10d
i've never been to the national mall and worried about being attacked until they deployed fucking troops there