Zevon PumpkinSpice
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An author of horror and mystery who has, now, published more than children's stories. Will scare and delight you, and maybe even gross you out a little.
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Original artist for the viral bumper sticker that reads YOUR PAWPAW DIDN'T RUN SHINE THROUGH THESE HOLLERS FOR YOU TO BE A BOOTLICKER.

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They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit
Today is the first day in 3 months that I haven’t had a migraine. It has been glorious.
We just had a guy attack another guy on main street with a machete the other day in broad daylight and the consensus was "Meth? Probably meth?" It's Kentucky, after all.
Possum from a Denny’s Dumpster at 3am.
Every time I see successionist talk I’m like, so I guess all of us fighting from the inside are just acceptable losses, then? If you’re not helping the people who are suffering the most then who the hell are you even fighting for? We know why this all needs to change. It’s not abstract to us.
Here’s a sleepy baked potato boy. Hope it helps.
I found a tiny palm-sized plushie today that looks like Millie. So now I can put her on my desk and take her with me when I go places to write. It’s not the same, but I’ll have something to remind me of her that I can hold.
I want a gigantic ice cream cake right now.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I watched it on a whim a while back and it was not remotely what I expected it to be. It was so much better!
But.... but I made a diagram. I have lists. And duct tape.
New shiny for the vampire shelf.
Cooked for the first time tonight without Millie. I'm so used to her laying on the rug to keep me company, and every time I looked over to say something to her or just look at her, she wasn't there. She's never going to be there again. This is one of the hardest things I've ever dealt with.
So what is the absolute upper limit word count of what you're willing to read? I find myself willing to dig into books in the 200,00-250,000 no problem, and go even further depending on the author, but I also struggle to get into short stories. Thoughts?
Don’t explain. Never explain. Never speak of this again.
Honestly, I think I’ve been pushing too hard, and the tank is empty. Losing Millie, losing Tiny, and nearly losing Taterhead on top of everything else has done me in. I need rest. I need to stop trying to do things and just be for a while. So I will take a season of rest, and rise in the Spring.
Tell them I need them to bring those back and some of those pieces aren’t plastic.
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I've been up for a solid 25 hours, so I guess its time to throw in the towel and try to actually get some sleep and get my sleep schedule at least into some semblance of normal. Good luck, me, you daft fucker.