Steve Zerr (very normal person)
@zerrtified.ca
A Series of Tangents: My ADHD Memoirs, by Steve Z
Why would the liver convert it to poison? Is it stupid?
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Why would the liver convert it to poison? Is it stupid?
Don't you worry about why I'm searching for mayonnaise on Facebook marketplace, let me worry about X.
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Don't you worry about why I'm searching for mayonnaise on Facebook marketplace, let me worry about X.
"This song makes me wanna shake my potty parts!"
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
"This song makes me wanna shake my potty parts!"
Jack Hughman
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Jack Hughman
John the Baptist was actually a hydra, don't ya know
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
John the Baptist was actually a hydra, don't ya know
Parties where everyone wears name tags are the best
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Parties where everyone wears name tags are the best
If the US saw what the US is doing in the US, the US would invade the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
If the US saw what the US is doing in the US, the US would invade the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US.
“Growing up” is a myth. You’ll always feel like a kid on the inside. Farts are still funny.
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“Growing up” is a myth. You’ll always feel like a kid on the inside. Farts are still funny.
"I know what you’re thinking. Did I knock up six women, or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kind of lost track myself. " - Clint Eastwood, probably
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
"I know what you’re thinking. Did I knock up six women, or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kind of lost track myself. " - Clint Eastwood, probably
No one wants a Tesco scotch egg
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
No one wants a Tesco scotch egg
Yes, it's possible. And let me add a second sentence because the first was too short.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Yes, it's possible. And let me add a second sentence because the first was too short.
Acid wash jeans and a mullet don't cost much
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Acid wash jeans and a mullet don't cost much
It’s peopley out there.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
It’s peopley out there.
Scientists plan on increasing the speed of light in 2208
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Scientists plan on increasing the speed of light in 2208
Weird how Vegas was a better value when it was being run by organized crime instead of multinational holding companies.
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Weird how Vegas was a better value when it was being run by organized crime instead of multinational holding companies.
"Hey, so what are you doing tomorrow?"
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Hey, so what are you doing tomorrow?"
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Anything and everything, all of the time.
Welcome to the Internet.
Welcome to the Internet.
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Anything and everything, all of the time.
Welcome to the Internet.
Welcome to the Internet.
Holy cat a talking crap
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Holy cat a talking crap
Don't be so long-sighted. The Q1 profits next year are going to look great.
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Don't be so long-sighted. The Q1 profits next year are going to look great.
𓉔𓉔𓋴𓂋STEAMMACHINE𓅲𓇋𓆯𓋴𓅂𓉔𓈖𓃀𓇨𓊃𓅃𓇋𓅱𓈎𓃀𓇨𓂧):𓃌𓃈.SPRING𓇿𓂅𓂩𓃈𓇌𓂧𓆓𓉔𓅃𓄿𓇋𓈎𓃎HL3:.𓃏𓇌𓂋)𓃌𓂅𓂩𓃈..𓎼𓆓𓅲𓋴𓅂𓇌𓎢𓂋
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
𓉔𓉔𓋴𓂋STEAMMACHINE𓅲𓇋𓆯𓋴𓅂𓉔𓈖𓃀𓇨𓊃𓅃𓇋𓅱𓈎𓃀𓇨𓂧):𓃌𓃈.SPRING𓇿𓂅𓂩𓃈𓇌𓂧𓆓𓉔𓅃𓄿𓇋𓈎𓃎HL3:.𓃏𓇌𓂋)𓃌𓂅𓂩𓃈..𓎼𓆓𓅲𓋴𓅂𓇌𓎢𓂋
Sinners might be the best biopic I've seen this year.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sinners might be the best biopic I've seen this year.
I hate when I forget to check my pockets for black hole singularities before I put them in the wash.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I hate when I forget to check my pockets for black hole singularities before I put them in the wash.
We are now in an era where there are people too young to remember Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf <\3
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We are now in an era where there are people too young to remember Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf <\3
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Wouldn’t you like to have some brie?
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Wouldn’t you like to have some brie?
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles