@zelaznyharper.bsky.social
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My partner @zelaznyharper.bsky.social made me this fantastic minion plush to cuddle and obey my Alastor babies (and protect Husker). Get yourself a partner who knows when you've been feeling like your world is imploding, you need a minion plush. I love you V 💜💜
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My partner @zelaznyharper.bsky.social made me this fantastic minion plush to cuddle and obey my Alastor babies (and protect Husker). Get yourself a partner who knows when you've been feeling like your world is imploding, you need a minion plush. I love you V 💜💜
...Was Alastor eating the loan sharks in S1 actually the kinder option? Sure he fully ate them, but they're sinners, they'll 'pull themselves together'.
The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought
The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
...Was Alastor eating the loan sharks in S1 actually the kinder option? Sure he fully ate them, but they're sinners, they'll 'pull themselves together'.
The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought
The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought
Just a poor Southern boy, with no time for your racism and no cares for your gender norms.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just a poor Southern boy, with no time for your racism and no cares for your gender norms.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Is Lilith the only human to not be affected by 'The Apple'? She and Lucifer gave it to Eve, who gave it to Adam, and all of humanity are their offspring. But did Lilith ever take a bite herself?
#hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar
#hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Is Lilith the only human to not be affected by 'The Apple'? She and Lucifer gave it to Eve, who gave it to Adam, and all of humanity are their offspring. But did Lilith ever take a bite herself?
#hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar
#hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar
Possible Velvette-makeover
"Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants"
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
"Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants"
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Possible Velvette-makeover
"Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants"
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
"Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants"
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart
Radioapple AU, based on Night World YA series:
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Radioapple AU, based on Night World YA series:
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
S2 thought: Do Sinners actually know Lucifer can't hurt them? Seeing that he didn't hurt Vox and assuming it's because he couldn't hurt Vox seems like a pretty big leap in logic.
Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team.
Velvette?
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2
Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team.
Velvette?
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
S2 thought: Do Sinners actually know Lucifer can't hurt them? Seeing that he didn't hurt Vox and assuming it's because he couldn't hurt Vox seems like a pretty big leap in logic.
Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team.
Velvette?
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2
Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team.
Velvette?
#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2
Pls stop letting Vaggi advise the Morningstars?!
Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up.
Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners.
Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...'
#hazbinhotel
Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up.
Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners.
Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...'
#hazbinhotel
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pls stop letting Vaggi advise the Morningstars?!
Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up.
Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners.
Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...'
#hazbinhotel
Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up.
Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners.
Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...'
#hazbinhotel
How is Alastor using Vox to break his deal being a double-dealing manipulator?Rosie made a deal that required her to keep him the strongest sinner & she failed to uphold her end of the deal. If anyone is a manipulator it's her for milking 1 favor for 90+ years.
#hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie
#hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How is Alastor using Vox to break his deal being a double-dealing manipulator?Rosie made a deal that required her to keep him the strongest sinner & she failed to uphold her end of the deal. If anyone is a manipulator it's her for milking 1 favor for 90+ years.
#hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie
#hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie
Question: Now that his deal is done, can Alastor stop smiling now? Not 'WILL he?', but 'CAN he?'.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Question: Now that his deal is done, can Alastor stop smiling now? Not 'WILL he?', but 'CAN he?'.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2
Could one of the "good guys" please pretend to care that the dads are not alright.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #postseason2 #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #postseason2 #fanart
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Could one of the "good guys" please pretend to care that the dads are not alright.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #postseason2 #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #postseason2 #fanart
Oooof. Bad thought in 2x08: Alastor called Shock.wav Vox's dog.
Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers
Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oooof. Bad thought in 2x08: Alastor called Shock.wav Vox's dog.
Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers
Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers
Everyone breaks under torture eventually, but angel blood makes your teeth holy weapons and you'd rather eat your own tongue than be forced to betray his trust.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Everyone breaks under torture eventually, but angel blood makes your teeth holy weapons and you'd rather eat your own tongue than be forced to betray his trust.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart
Lucifer accepts his role as High King of Hell, leaving Alastor the role of Sin of Pride and Governor of the Pride Ring. Satan finally gets to be the Chair of the Sins meetings.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #fanart
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Lucifer accepts his role as High King of Hell, leaving Alastor the role of Sin of Pride and Governor of the Pride Ring. Satan finally gets to be the Chair of the Sins meetings.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #fanart
Today in 'I don't know how to sew but I have a masters in ADHD related procrastination': the start of Poppet Minion #2.
I don't know why, but his name is Splodge.
#hazbinhotel #not_fanart
Also, yes, I have a doggo and no, I will not dust.
I don't know why, but his name is Splodge.
#hazbinhotel #not_fanart
Also, yes, I have a doggo and no, I will not dust.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Today in 'I don't know how to sew but I have a masters in ADHD related procrastination': the start of Poppet Minion #2.
I don't know why, but his name is Splodge.
#hazbinhotel #not_fanart
Also, yes, I have a doggo and no, I will not dust.
I don't know why, but his name is Splodge.
#hazbinhotel #not_fanart
Also, yes, I have a doggo and no, I will not dust.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My take on what kind of 'too on the nose' rings Lucifer and Alastor might get each other.
Also a blank of their hands if anyone else wants to play (and also hates drawing hands)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
Also a blank of their hands if anyone else wants to play (and also hates drawing hands)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My take on what kind of 'too on the nose' rings Lucifer and Alastor might get each other.
Also a blank of their hands if anyone else wants to play (and also hates drawing hands)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
Also a blank of their hands if anyone else wants to play (and also hates drawing hands)
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
Sometimes you're a character, sometimes you're the whole damn fairytale. Aka Alastor can contain multitudes, as a treat. Aka, complicated characters aren't a sign of a depraved author, they're a test of your ability to think.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart #littleredridinghood
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart #littleredridinghood
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sometimes you're a character, sometimes you're the whole damn fairytale. Aka Alastor can contain multitudes, as a treat. Aka, complicated characters aren't a sign of a depraved author, they're a test of your ability to think.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart #littleredridinghood
#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart #littleredridinghood
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Devil and Heaven's worst angel, redeemed!Alastor.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Devil and Heaven's worst angel, redeemed!Alastor.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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