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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷

@zefrenchkornet.bsky.social

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☘️☘️☘️S’il te plait read these tweets in your best French Accent 🥖🇫🇷🍟

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 8h

They have guts. Might not be talented enough, but we won’t know who they are or what the best rotations are until Christmas at the earliest.

Stupid NBA salary cap.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 8h

Can’t wait to see Hugo square off against Aaron Nesmith.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

I saw him play against Deuce’s AAU team.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

España!!!

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

Hugo’s keeping me here.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

The shitty Amazon Prime feed and this awful game might push me to baseball.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

The picture quality is still off, but that could also be Spectrum’s fault.

Either way when players cross midcourt it ends up looking like this.

a man in a suit is standing in the rain looking at another man

Alt: Clip from the Matrix Agent Smith (a man in a suit is standing in the rain) facing Neo while they punch each other with lots of extra agent smiths in the background.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

After some technical difficulties, Amazon Prime has let me back into the game.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

Yo hablo español.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

He’s an odd duck. Time to see what he’s made of this year without talented veterans in the locker room.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

Clay Buchholz energy.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 9h

Was that a really late whistle for KAT, or was the Amazon Prime broadcast glitching again?

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

When the camera is steady, it’s great. But as soon as it starts to pan, the picture quality goes to crap.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

I’m glad Mike Brown got another chance to be a head coach after the mess that was the Kings.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/u...

A Missing Woman, an N.B.A. Hopeful and an Arrest That Shocked a Team

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

It’s very glitchy. The picture isn’t smooth at all.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

No one’s been thrown out at home yet.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

a white house with a tree in front of it and columns .

Alt: Gif from The Fresh Prince of BelAir with DJ Jazzy Jeff getting tossed out of the front door of the mansion.

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

Mine was Sesame Street & Ms. Rachel. L’enfant Kornet was in charge.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

It’s a deliberate choice.

The dimension of his skull too closely resemble the tattoo’s dimensions.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 10h

Stan Van Gundy trying to pronounce Yabusele is painful.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 11h

The green screen stuff is uncanny valley. The content was good.

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 11h

Recovery was totally fine. I think going to an oral surgeon and not a regular dentist is the move!

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 11h

I finally had to have them removed this year. I highly recommend full sedation (if your insurance and oral surgeon approve!)

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☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 14h

Good afternoon to everyone except the Knickerbockers (sorry Knicks, it’s just not your day today!)

☘️ZeFrenchKornet🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornet.bsky.social · 2d

Grumble grumble grumble