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23 year old professional intellectual
high school Spanish teachers when you're about to learn about ustedes
a man and a boy are sitting at a table in a living room .
ALT: a man and a boy are sitting at a table in a living room .
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November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by zeek
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
you wake up. you are behind the wheel of a 737. you check the time, it's 8:45 am on September 11, 2001. The plane is hurdling towards the world trade center and you're in control of the plane. The north tower is getting closer. Suddenly you get a phone call. It's God. She tells you something
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
1/3 I was watching this documentary about the Romanovs today and apparently two of the daughters survived the initial gunshot because in an attempt to keep some riches as they fleed, they strapped a shit ton of diamonds to their corset and it deflected the bullets.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
women probably hold up like 60%-65% of the sky, not just half
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
gay thot or son daughter?
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
you think the reaction to the emails is bad just wait until every headline says trump personally vetoed the petition to release the files next week.
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Levrentiy Beria had more tact than this when Stalin had a stroke.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Blackstone is an illegal immigrant?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
some have been saying that after the American Nuremberg trials they're gonna have to build a special, tiny gallows specifically for this guy on account of his microscopic stature.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ok guys I'm gonna be honest most times when I'm like what the fuck is he talking about I can actually parse out what he's trying to say, stupid as it may be.

this is genuine drivel without any meaning whatsoever. there's like 4 things I think he's trying to say and each one dumber than the last.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
that's cool bro did you hear what the people did to the Romanovs?
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm employed as a man who collects welfare benefits. I eat lobster with fancy mayo every day, paid for by snap. I am a real man, not a figment of the fascist conservative imagination
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
fuck guys I think I'm going to have to step down from my role as president of the Bill Clinton Fan Club. Who the fuck is going to buy all my Bill Clinton merchandise?
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
bikers will post footage of them 1000% in the wrong in a crash and then act like the car is a piece of shit for following traffic laws 💀
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
this will eventually become too much for Johnson to bear if he has any humanity. A human being would blow the whistle or resign or kill himself before going to the lengths Johnson has.
Back and then gone again, Republican leadership are signaling that the funding bill votes will be the only votes in the House this week, they're sending everyone home afterwards
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
in a just society people would have killed themselves from the shame of being associated with Jeffrey Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
shaving my bush to look like a hipster moustache
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
20 minutes and a death note I could get this shit sorted out so fucking easy
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i think it's a great idea! the people love you Mr president! let your hair flow through the breeze as you take your new convertible motorcade though the streets of Dallas in November
The president will discuss the economy, but he will also provide important updates about Hannibal Lecter's dinner plans and Arnold Palmer's substantial penis. Additionally, his team of military physicians will reveal the record-setting results of his latest cognitive testing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
why doesn't someone go to tel aviv, grab Epstein and make him testify in front of Congress?
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Expect a false flag attack from Venezuela by the end of the year
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
huge day for pedophiles, White House confirms raping children you bought is perfectly fine!
JIANG: Did the president ever spend hours at Epstein's house with a victim?

LEAVITT: These emails prove absolutely nothing, other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
TRUMP IS IN THE FILES????
two men are standing on a sidewalk in front of a store that says global on it
ALT: two men are standing on a sidewalk in front of a store that says global on it
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November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Kristi Noem circa 2018. She was not always like this. This movement erodes the soul and devours anything human. These people are genuine, souless husks.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM