IJsselmeer
@zeedragohappyhour.bsky.social
CB&Q Simp, Death Metal Enthusiast, Kenku Enjoyer, Kobold Employer, Argonian Main, Starter Lesbian, Warmonger, Probable Anarchist, 1994 ain’t old, you’re just stupid, NATO+OTAN, Slava Ukraini. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
The big lizard wife doesn’t carry her small lizard wife, it’s more of a folds-you-into-a-ball-and-puts-you-in-my-pocket arrangement.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The big lizard wife doesn’t carry her small lizard wife, it’s more of a folds-you-into-a-ball-and-puts-you-in-my-pocket arrangement.
To the fucker that gave us a cold:
Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.
Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
To the fucker that gave us a cold:
Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.
Hope you get better, dude, that’s super annoying normally, but like right before a holiday? Ugh.
Some of you have never fucked the anxiety out of someone you love and it shows.
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Some of you have never fucked the anxiety out of someone you love and it shows.
The Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to point out that the bromine contamination in Camden IS the fault of the Maryland Interstate, and we WILL be punishing them severely if they don’t clean up their mess this INSTANT.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The Allegheny & Atlantic Railway would like to point out that the bromine contamination in Camden IS the fault of the Maryland Interstate, and we WILL be punishing them severely if they don’t clean up their mess this INSTANT.
The Maryland Interstate Railway would like to point out that the elevated levels of bromine in the tap water around Camden, DE have nothing to do with the overturned bromine tanker in our Woodside Hazardous Material Handling Facility.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Maryland Interstate Railway would like to point out that the elevated levels of bromine in the tap water around Camden, DE have nothing to do with the overturned bromine tanker in our Woodside Hazardous Material Handling Facility.
We miss how warm the world seemed when cities were lit by sodium lamps.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We miss how warm the world seemed when cities were lit by sodium lamps.
The only motherfuckers dumber than queer magats are motherfuckers who spend 100k on a fucking truck.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The only motherfuckers dumber than queer magats are motherfuckers who spend 100k on a fucking truck.
Live your life in such a manner that your friends draw their OC eating your OC’s pussy on a whim.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Live your life in such a manner that your friends draw their OC eating your OC’s pussy on a whim.
Zee2028! We’ll have a Canadian hockey team burn down the White House to cleanse it of that orange shitsmear’s influence!
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Zee2028! We’ll have a Canadian hockey team burn down the White House to cleanse it of that orange shitsmear’s influence!
AVATAR - Don't Go In The Forest (Official Music Video)
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wow, so you’re telling Zee that Cuomo’s “Vote for me or Trump will punish you” strategy didn’t pay off? Someone fetch our fainting couch!
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Wow, so you’re telling Zee that Cuomo’s “Vote for me or Trump will punish you” strategy didn’t pay off? Someone fetch our fainting couch!
It’s Octaviaween!
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s Octaviaween!
“Be the bigger person!”
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Be the bigger person!”
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
Our thoughts exactly, after all more mass makes it easier to crush your enemies under your great ass.
The weak willed dipshits telling you that you jerk off too much are the same weak willed dipshits who are $195k in debt because they can’t stop gambling.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The weak willed dipshits telling you that you jerk off too much are the same weak willed dipshits who are $195k in debt because they can’t stop gambling.
We have a modest proposal for Mamdani after he wins: create a position that lets Sliwa relate his insane stories to the public every morning.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We have a modest proposal for Mamdani after he wins: create a position that lets Sliwa relate his insane stories to the public every morning.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Anyway, Cuomo should get fitted for his concrete shoes.
Ship it on The Maryland Interstate Railway!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ship it on The Maryland Interstate Railway!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
If you have to ask how much it costs, we’ll fire the moron in charge of our PR department!
Get it together, Steve!
Black mold reaffirming its status as a trans ally, love to see it.
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Black mold reaffirming its status as a trans ally, love to see it.
“But there was a study where they injected rats with seed oils!!”
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“But there was a study where they injected rats with seed oils!!”
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
Zee eats the food with our mouth hole, and a little while later we shit it the fuck out.
You’re gonna’ die anyway, stop being a pussy.
We truly do live in the stupidest fucking reality.
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We truly do live in the stupidest fucking reality.
Neptune’s child shivering inside,
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Neptune’s child shivering inside,
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Drowns in the liquid gold.
Cherished his life to the underworld;
Meet me flashing when the winter cries.
Here’s a list of raptures Zee survived:
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Here’s a list of raptures Zee survived:
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Harold Camping, 1994.
Jerry Falwell, 1999-2009.
Frank Cherry, 2000.
Ed Dobson, 2000.
Timothy Dwight IV, 2000.
Edgar Cayce, 2000.
James Harmston, 2000.
Harold Camping (again), 2011.
Harold Camping (again, again), 2011.
Ronald Weinland, 2011.
Getting shot was too good for him. Like, good on the irony, love that, but baseball bats in a dark alley should’ve been what actually got him. Anyhow, we hope he stubbed his toe before he got got.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Getting shot was too good for him. Like, good on the irony, love that, but baseball bats in a dark alley should’ve been what actually got him. Anyhow, we hope he stubbed his toe before he got got.
Ma’am, we eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake, we think we can manage.
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ma’am, we eat pussy like a fat kid eats chocolate cake, we think we can manage.