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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙

@zarla.bsky.social

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another social media site 😔 i don't know how often i'll actually hang around here but here it is anyway. 18+ this time cause why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ btw, if you want to see the nsfw posts, make sure to turn on "show nsfw" in your content filters!

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 1d

how small can you... blall

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 3d

in a hotel at pasio. too intimate, or not intimate enough...? #larrykabu #aokb

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 4d

hit by sad. struck by a sad train. hit from behind with a sad 2x4. sad brains spattered across the sad walls.

Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 6d

been playing pokemon go again

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 6d

Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 7d

man i lost track of time trying to untangle this origami fish+thread mobile i have with a pair of tweezers and now my arm is sore and tired and i wanted to draw something today ugh

Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 9d

the man has two other jobs, you can't expect him to train and manage a bunch of other people at the same time! he has restaurants to go to!

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 9d

a funny thing to me is that almost every pokemon gym has trainers that work for the leader but 🍙 completely outsourced that to making the challengers fight each other, he has no trainers of his own. he really does do as little as possible lol

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 10d

Kris was almost definitely repeating "Berdly?!?" incredulously when you make them say this but I think this would also be funny.

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 11d

i got to 100% and then i was looking around to fill out my monster journal and i found another huge secret area THIS GAME IS ETERNAL

Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 11d

"this shipteasing is a joke it's not meant to be taken seriously" jokes on you i'm taking it all the way to the gay porn bank

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 12d

98% with silksong... i'm so close...

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 13d

imagine if this happened in the background of a cutscene and then no one talked about it #larrykabu #aokb

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 14d

lt. surge doesn't have eyebrows

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 14d

oooo! extra shells are a rarity! :D you're going to be special, hehe

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 14d

still! she might be into that game, i should check it out

Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 14d

IT DID wait, do you mean the one where you pull the pin to redirect things, or pulling the screws out of 3d objects until they fall apart

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Zarla 💀📞🔥🍙 @zarla.bsky.social · 15d

i played a bit of an ad-ridden pull-the-screws phone game with my 5-year old niece and now she's addicted to it. finding a safe pull-the-screws game with no ads for a 5-year old to play on her own seems daunting...