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Jeff Zitter
@zapstudios.bsky.social
Old dude trying to stay above the dirt, currently training for 2nd degree black belt. An artist, happily married for 30 years, and a dad of 2 terrific kid-dults. #FlyEaglesFly #ufosky #uapsky
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Hey boys and girls, today’s secret word is…
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Tia and the gang have evidently now arrived at the FO portion of FAFO.
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Too late dude, you’re going straight to fahking Hell. If you’re lucky, and actually do some of that shit, you might get off with a couple of eons in purgatory.
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Exactly how I pictured you guys, except without ties, but better hair.
January 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Fucking embarrassment.
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Hopefully the recipe includes plenty of piss.
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
lol… the first phrase that comes to mind viewing this image is “A bunch of fucking chickens!” 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Exactly!
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Why is his immediate go-to pose always demonstrating how he shoves 2 dicks in his mouth?
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
“He said ‘poop.’”
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December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There you go again… Your uncanny ability to make me say, “Holy shit!”

(Holy shit.)
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One of the questions they considered was, “Who’s less of a dick?”
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Alex, I’ll take “Who’s Gonna Get Pardoned Next?” for $500, please.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’d be super cool if everyone in the audience, and all studio staff wore skin tight black leather pants.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Unfortunately, he woke up.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I blame her neurolink.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Their mom came out and yelled, “GTFINHBICOABYMFA!”
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We gotchyer back bro.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The fucked up thing is that we have Dominion Voting machines in the mix here in NJ. Dominion was purchased by an extreme right-wing media billionaire and is now run by election denier Scott Leiendecker. The new company is (shockingly) called Liberty Vote. I have big concerns. MSM is silent.
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM