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Wood working artist, Mayor of Hooker Island, Oklahoma, wanna be slinger of words, Happy PawPaw. Blue dot in one of the reddest states in the Union. Wish me luck.
If it’s Taco Tuesday, and you follow President Taco - is it a holy day? Are you symbolically consuming the flesh of your lord? Asking for a friend.
June 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If it’s Taco Tuesday, and you follow President Taco - is it a holy day? Are you symbolically consuming the flesh of your lord? Asking for a friend.
Sigh. Damn it Apple, get your shit together.
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sigh. Damn it Apple, get your shit together.
So, I talk to ChatGPT alot. Oddly, it's usually easier than talking to humans. But I asked if I should consider a therapist being a Trumper before going to them. Here is the anser.
May 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So, I talk to ChatGPT alot. Oddly, it's usually easier than talking to humans. But I asked if I should consider a therapist being a Trumper before going to them. Here is the anser.
So... sigh. I need to go to my regular doctor. Something is wrong with meds, my head. But my question is, can I ask a potential therapist/shrink if they are a Trumper? I don't think they possess the skills I think I need? I mean, empathy, maybe? I don't know. Breath. This is hard. I'm sorry.
May 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So... sigh. I need to go to my regular doctor. Something is wrong with meds, my head. But my question is, can I ask a potential therapist/shrink if they are a Trumper? I don't think they possess the skills I think I need? I mean, empathy, maybe? I don't know. Breath. This is hard. I'm sorry.
It's always interesting to me when they're all 'we'll bring back the factories!' - bro those Chinese dude's invented much of that manufacturing process. You think there are going to give you that? Buddy, we they ain't building Edsel's anymore, you know?
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's always interesting to me when they're all 'we'll bring back the factories!' - bro those Chinese dude's invented much of that manufacturing process. You think there are going to give you that? Buddy, we they ain't building Edsel's anymore, you know?
Dear who ever at Microsoft. What nerd thought it was a good idea for me to have 'memories' of files I store in OneDrive?
May 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dear who ever at Microsoft. What nerd thought it was a good idea for me to have 'memories' of files I store in OneDrive?
Question for readers. Maybe historical fiction readers. What is the "Texas" by James Michner, but for the state of Oklahoma? There has to be something like that. I feel like I lost my virginity with him - he was one of the first authors my granny, bless her heart, turned me onto.
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Question for readers. Maybe historical fiction readers. What is the "Texas" by James Michner, but for the state of Oklahoma? There has to be something like that. I feel like I lost my virginity with him - he was one of the first authors my granny, bless her heart, turned me onto.
The dread of sitting with my Lulu as she gets yet another mammogram is… I’m not sure how to describe it. I’m not sure I should.
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The dread of sitting with my Lulu as she gets yet another mammogram is… I’m not sure how to describe it. I’m not sure I should.
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It's weird to me that so many of my neighbors voted to take away their own healthcare to give me a tax cut. They need their health care. I don't need a tax cut. Neither does anyone who makes more than me, either.
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's weird to me that so many of my neighbors voted to take away their own healthcare to give me a tax cut. They need their health care. I don't need a tax cut. Neither does anyone who makes more than me, either.
Oh, hey bro. We were at the wrong house. Sorry. POW POW. Fuck... why would you NOT randomly shoot strangers at your door, at this point. I mean, fuck it. Just shoot everybody?
Judge finds police acted reasonably in shooting New Mexico man while at wrong address
Robert Dotson, 52, was shot in the northwestern New Mexico city of Farmington in 2023.
www.nbcnews.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh, hey bro. We were at the wrong house. Sorry. POW POW. Fuck... why would you NOT randomly shoot strangers at your door, at this point. I mean, fuck it. Just shoot everybody?
So did I catch that right? Was Cheeto puff really lecturing to the leader of South Africa? I don't know anything about the man, but do they not understand what happened there? How we colonized the place... do they not remember the We Won't Play Sun City stuff? Wtf?
May 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So did I catch that right? Was Cheeto puff really lecturing to the leader of South Africa? I don't know anything about the man, but do they not understand what happened there? How we colonized the place... do they not remember the We Won't Play Sun City stuff? Wtf?
My dearest wife would prefer that I not talk about Cheeto puffers on my personal, public FB or our biz page. She does own the company. So... I have to use this for more visceral feelings, if that's okay. And for all my new UU friends, I apologize in advance. I am not nearly as good a human as you.
May 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dearest wife would prefer that I not talk about Cheeto puffers on my personal, public FB or our biz page. She does own the company. So... I have to use this for more visceral feelings, if that's okay. And for all my new UU friends, I apologize in advance. I am not nearly as good a human as you.
I got to go to one of my grand babies graduation from Kindergarten today. It was my first experience at her school and I am so happy my kids put her in a French immersion thing with SO much diversity. I am happy she won't grow up monoculture, like a lot of Oklahoma.
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I got to go to one of my grand babies graduation from Kindergarten today. It was my first experience at her school and I am so happy my kids put her in a French immersion thing with SO much diversity. I am happy she won't grow up monoculture, like a lot of Oklahoma.
Let's play how high was John at Physical Therapy... high enough to doubt, for a moment, whether or not there were, in fact, alpacas in the room. Picture for proof...
May 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Let's play how high was John at Physical Therapy... high enough to doubt, for a moment, whether or not there were, in fact, alpacas in the room. Picture for proof...
I really want this to come together for Slate. So much so that I put my money where my mouth is. However, having worked for Fisker Automotive Group for a hot minute, I have concerns. BUT - this is what I want. Just a truck. Not one of Sky Net's future hunter killers.
May 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I really want this to come together for Slate. So much so that I put my money where my mouth is. However, having worked for Fisker Automotive Group for a hot minute, I have concerns. BUT - this is what I want. Just a truck. Not one of Sky Net's future hunter killers.
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When you send your customer fun drug memes you sent your kid... you know, instead of the proof you were supposed to send. Lol.
May 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When you send your customer fun drug memes you sent your kid... you know, instead of the proof you were supposed to send. Lol.
So besides being a very old church full of really bad ass wood working, history, and some of the most interesting people I've had the pleasure of meeting, AND gives a shit about community, you can attend online (if you can't get away from your shop for that long). FirsUU OKC. Good folk.
May 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So besides being a very old church full of really bad ass wood working, history, and some of the most interesting people I've had the pleasure of meeting, AND gives a shit about community, you can attend online (if you can't get away from your shop for that long). FirsUU OKC. Good folk.
Unsure why no one ever told me about The Kills, but just in case, he's me telling you about The Kills. Great for drowning out the miasma that clouds me.
The Kills - Doing It To Death (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheKillsVEVO
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May 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Unsure why no one ever told me about The Kills, but just in case, he's me telling you about The Kills. Great for drowning out the miasma that clouds me.
5 of my grand babies in one place at one time. A record. They are the best kids.
May 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
5 of my grand babies in one place at one time. A record. They are the best kids.
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My newfound brothers and sisters in the UU church in OKC can just ignore this. Papa John is a little more crass when he's not at church. But yeah - a quick guide on how to bend the knee.
How to bend the knee. #bendtheknee
TikTok video by hooker_island_wood
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May 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My newfound brothers and sisters in the UU church in OKC can just ignore this. Papa John is a little more crass when he's not at church. But yeah - a quick guide on how to bend the knee.
Gaze upon the miters, you mere mortals. Stand back, for I am trying traditional woodworking...
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gaze upon the miters, you mere mortals. Stand back, for I am trying traditional woodworking...
I never know if these sort of quotes are real or not right off the bat, these days. You've seen all of Tom Hardy's motivational quotes, I'm sure. But I like to hope these sorts are real.
Be more like @wilsoncruz.bsky.social and less like Terrance Howard.
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I never know if these sort of quotes are real or not right off the bat, these days. You've seen all of Tom Hardy's motivational quotes, I'm sure. But I like to hope these sorts are real.
Speaking of, is there some sort of real time system to report troop and police movements in the US? That would be handy. Kind of like how the iPhone alerts you traffic hazards. We need that for safety's sake. Because no true patriot would abuse a system like that.
April 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Speaking of, is there some sort of real time system to report troop and police movements in the US? That would be handy. Kind of like how the iPhone alerts you traffic hazards. We need that for safety's sake. Because no true patriot would abuse a system like that.