hearing folks sprinting through the airport yelling “sorry! Our flight boards in 10min” like that doesn’t mean you got 45min to get there
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
hearing folks sprinting through the airport yelling “sorry! Our flight boards in 10min” like that doesn’t mean you got 45min to get there
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Early show is sold out but still tickets to the late show at Commonwealth Comedy Club - Cincinnati / Northern KY
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Early show is sold out but still tickets to the late show at Commonwealth Comedy Club - Cincinnati / Northern KY
Early show is sold out but still tickets to the late show at Commonwealth Comedy Club - Cincinnati / Northern KY
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Early show is sold out but still tickets to the late show at Commonwealth Comedy Club - Cincinnati / Northern KY
Turkeys really get victim blamed during Thanksgiving. We eat the motherfucker and then blame being tired on a chemical in their meat. Instead of the fact that we just ate a plate that’s just a meat +12
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Turkeys really get victim blamed during Thanksgiving. We eat the motherfucker and then blame being tired on a chemical in their meat. Instead of the fact that we just ate a plate that’s just a meat +12
The truth about Mission Trips
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The truth about Mission Trips
Please tell me there’s a white jazz guy named Anglo Sax’in
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Please tell me there’s a white jazz guy named Anglo Sax’in
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A little joke about a coffee shop order gone wrong
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A little joke about a coffee shop order gone wrong
I need a life oversight committee bs last night I paired some leftover Chinese food with Synder’s of Hanover pretzels
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need a life oversight committee bs last night I paired some leftover Chinese food with Synder’s of Hanover pretzels
A little joke about a coffee shop order gone wrong
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A little joke about a coffee shop order gone wrong
Random House has rejected my book proposal of an agnostic retelling of Judy Blume’s fantastic novel retitled as “To Whom It May Concern, It’s Me, Margaret”
And by Random House, I mean I just knocked on an absolute strangers door and pitched it
And by Random House, I mean I just knocked on an absolute strangers door and pitched it
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Random House has rejected my book proposal of an agnostic retelling of Judy Blume’s fantastic novel retitled as “To Whom It May Concern, It’s Me, Margaret”
And by Random House, I mean I just knocked on an absolute strangers door and pitched it
And by Random House, I mean I just knocked on an absolute strangers door and pitched it
It’s gonna be a fucking blast - you won’t wanna miss it
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s gonna be a fucking blast - you won’t wanna miss it
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Frozen pizzas are blank canvases you should use to paint your masterpiece
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Frozen pizzas are blank canvases you should use to paint your masterpiece
For as dramatic as coconuts are you’d really expect them to taste better
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
For as dramatic as coconuts are you’d really expect them to taste better
In the Olive Garden of good and evil
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In the Olive Garden of good and evil
So this is how you use AI, eh?
*dumps a bottle of water on a laptop*
*dumps a bottle of water on a laptop*
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So this is how you use AI, eh?
*dumps a bottle of water on a laptop*
*dumps a bottle of water on a laptop*
favorite dinner experience is a seafood boil, they dump out your food from a plastic bag, you get to eat like a respectable raccoon casually digging through the oceans most delicious trash
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
favorite dinner experience is a seafood boil, they dump out your food from a plastic bag, you get to eat like a respectable raccoon casually digging through the oceans most delicious trash
YouTube is serving me up lots of titles like “boring history facts to help you sleep” and “dull Greek myths for sleeping” that’s just college. I paid $65,000 for that
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
YouTube is serving me up lots of titles like “boring history facts to help you sleep” and “dull Greek myths for sleeping” that’s just college. I paid $65,000 for that
Laws: don’t you look at your phone while driving
Car companies: yeah! Instead look at this bigger screen we put further away from you
Google maps: also answer a series of questions about the road your currently driving on
Car companies: yeah! Instead look at this bigger screen we put further away from you
Google maps: also answer a series of questions about the road your currently driving on
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Laws: don’t you look at your phone while driving
Car companies: yeah! Instead look at this bigger screen we put further away from you
Google maps: also answer a series of questions about the road your currently driving on
Car companies: yeah! Instead look at this bigger screen we put further away from you
Google maps: also answer a series of questions about the road your currently driving on
Portland! Doing a holiday leftovers show at Framework on 12/27 - sketches, standup, and it’s BYOB! Get them tickets
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Portland! Doing a holiday leftovers show at Framework on 12/27 - sketches, standup, and it’s BYOB! Get them tickets
ordered Fogo de Chao on postmates and now there’s 25 Brazilian people outside my door holding skewers of meat
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ordered Fogo de Chao on postmates and now there’s 25 Brazilian people outside my door holding skewers of meat
“oysters biting today?” - me to a group of men fishing in Charleston
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“oysters biting today?” - me to a group of men fishing in Charleston