zachschickenshack.bsky.social
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I’d bet 80% of Trump’s “crazy” posts are written by Steven Cheung. It doesn’t make things any better.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who remembers when the liner notes to hip hop records were basically a wall of shout outs to damn near every rapper in existence at the time? Those were great. Loved ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If the President wasn’t going to have them do illegal shit why’d all the JAG lawyers get fired?
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Weird that I’m not seeing any H Rap Brown or Jimmy Cliff RIPs in my feed.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Conjuring IV = mad boring.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They don’t say “fuck you” enough in movies anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I like that Conservatives run Mamdani down for being a nepo baby while totally ignoring everyone named Trump, including the guy in the White House who ONLY got where he was on account of his Nazi loving dad.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t know that quoting Epstein saying Trump’s a bad dude is a good strategy. Epstein was garbage and probably thought he, Epstein, was a good guy. It’s a terrible yardstick.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fishy
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Being driven insane that right wing pundits saying the President can’t be a grifter because “he doesn’t need the money.” Yes. Welcome to grifting. It’s not about needing the money, it’s about WANTING it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What Should I Do With My Playbill? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/t...

Far be it from me to call anything a “First World Problem” but guys. GUYS.
What Should I Do With My Playbill?
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Also not for nothing but if he can knock down the White House he can for damn sure burn a file.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He had the files scrubbed or drew on them with a Sharpie, which means it’s going to be another letdown. Al Capone’s Vault City, mes amies.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Do all cornered animals fight viciously for survival? There have to be some that are like “fuck it, forget it.” Possums for one. And they have hella teeth.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Also, also I know this won’t be popular but slapping the name “pedo protector” on somebody might get them shot. Just ask Comet Pizza. I make no moral judgment, I’m just saying that kind of thing happens.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I find myself thinking “people are mad stupid” too much.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Did I just hear Vance say there was a housing crisis because illegals have taken the houses meant for American citizens? Aren’t these illegals supposed to be released lunatics, pardoned murderers, and trafficked children? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY BUYING HOUSES FROM?!? EXPLAIN OR SHUT UP.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Democrats are playing one dimensional chess and shit.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Having just seen Predator Badlands and earlier this summer the Alien TV show plus a bunch of other Alien movies, somebody needs to tell me how Weyland Utani makes money because they fuck up EVERY TIME.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Also, bonus, Trump gets to make how weak and ineffective Democrats are into a talking point. Infuriating.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does it just seem like an “Influencer” dies every day because there are so many damn “Influencers?”
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I can’t stop cracking myself up thinking that RFK Jr. is still running away from that fainting dude. I picture him dwindling against the horizon…
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer is not going to jail makes the news sums up the absurdity of the age.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
HAHAHA Johnson’s whole presser today is about making Trump feel better not the shutdown.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM