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Zach
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Nothing gives me a headache like the margaritas at Calexico in Greenpoint
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When people on hinge say they drink “sometimes” what does that actually mean?
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Enough
“All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey has returned to #1 on US Apple Music.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Swapping conspiracy theories with my mom
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Posting workout pics on thanksgiving…
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My mom: “I’ve been watching old episodes of ‘RuPauls’”
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My sister is serving us dinner on paper plates
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Heather Gays mattresss #rhoslc
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
An entire Meredith takedown episode I prayed for times like this #RHOSLC
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Heather Gay is low key a top tier housewife when she isn’t up someone’s ass. #rhoslc
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
#Dragula should be on year round
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If I tell my mom I’m working, something in her brain triggers to make her have to interrupt my day as often as possible. If I say I’m on vacation she will be nowhere to be found
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Couldn’t get Robyn NYE tickets
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s me and my astigmatism against the world
a cartoon drawing of cruella de vil driving a car with a cane
ALT: a cartoon drawing of cruella de vil driving a car with a cane
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The amount of people now taking photos in the movie theater… for what?!
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom just told me they had a bee infestation a few months ago and when the house was fumigated all the dead bees were found in my bedroom…
a little girl standing next to a coffin that says pandaango movieclips
ALT: a little girl standing next to a coffin that says pandaango movieclips
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mom at boot camp

Dad running a 5K

Me:
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What the hell are mom and her friends cooking
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh God, miss you on my lips
It's me your little Venice bitch
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Life update: My parents are still insane
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Callin’ out bang bang kiss kiss
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not my dad talking to me about “Boots” on Netflix…
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Think I’m having an allergic reaction to something I ate at Burger King 🤪
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Crazy that this woman thought she could be mayor
NEW: NYC Council Speaker Adrienne Adams and City Hall are colluding to kill a long-awaited bill to ban parking near all intersections for better visibility — a dramatic, lame-duck gambit that street safety advocates blasted as an egregious form of political gamesmanship. buff.ly/1wcrEWr
Speaker Adams and DOT Plan To Eviscerate Daylighting Bill - Streetsblog New York City
The two outer-borough Democrats are plotting to preserve a status quo that allows drivers to park at street corners, directly next to painted crosswalks, preventing pedestrians from seeing where cars…
nyc.streetsblog.org
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM