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I remember buying the Panasonic A115 from Circuit City in April 2000 for $200. Hooked it up to a 25" TV and it was marvelous.

Now I have a Panasonic UB420 hooked up to a Samsung S89C QD-OLED and it is also marvelous.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nah. Tell them they're the first ones to colonize Mars and have the ship veer off towards the nearest black hole just before it reaches Mar's gravity field.

Beam footage from the ship back to Earth where it airs on its own dedicated channel and everyone can watch free of charge.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sure would be nice if this could be released on Blu-ray. Stupid standard definition physical media.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Stormy Daniels can definitely refute the 4th picture.
Trump appears 4 times in newly released Epstein photos released by House Democrats. Here they are. www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Why do we type something up and write something down?
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Pre-1776 world would like a word.
Trump on the United States: "Without us, there is no world"
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Narrator: "He did not."

Narrator aside: "I don't think this guy fucking gets it. What a fucking idiot."
Trump: "I brought the prices down"
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oops. Sorry.
two men in suits and ties are talking in front of a fire hose sign
ALT: two men in suits and ties are talking in front of a fire hose sign
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You were saying?

Not a Mets fan, but I thought he would stay in NY.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...

3 expensive options and 1 cheap option.

Should get one of these for my mom for Christmas.
The Best Mug Warmers
For warm tea or coffee, the fanciest option is the Ember Mug 2, but the Mr. Coffee Mug Warmer is a no-fuss option that works just as well.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No such thing as A+++++, just like there's no such thing as reducing prescription drug prices 500, 600, or 700 percent.

What a maroon.
POLITICO: I wonder what grade you'd give the economy

TRUMP: A+

POLITICO: A+?

TRUMP: A+++++
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pretty sure my mom spent more renting this on VHS for us kids than it would have cost for her to buy it.
doc brown from back to the future is making a surprised face
ALT: doc brown from back to the future is making a surprised face
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
His father, Fred. Also a POS.
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Harry walking sideways out of the elevator in the pilot looks better than ever and still hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That's because you have ethics, integrity, and morals.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
To stick it to the libs.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Awesome job! I envy the person who gets to hang this up.
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Good Will Hunting picture you used for the header always cracks me up.

Academy Award winner Ben Affleck, Academy Award winner Casey Affleck, Academy Award winner Matt Damon, and Cole Hauser.
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Are there any balls down there?"

"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry"
Infantino to Trump: "You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit"
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Narrator: " He didn't settle shit."
Trump: "I've settled eight wars! Have a good time"
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Could do universal health care like the other 32 countries in the Top 33 developed countries have done.
Roger Marshall on the GOP healthcare plan: "We do need some type of reinsurance pool to take care of the high risk people. We would like to have association healthcare plans so Amazon or Costco, someone like that, could sell health plans across state plans."
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Baseball Bugs is the best one.

Bugs playing all the positions and throwing wacky pitches always cracks me up.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM