Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?
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Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
· Jun 18
My son Thomas was born last night at 23:05, weighing 6lb 15oz. He’s beautiful and perfect and doing well.
New Christmas jumper came today too #YippieKiYay
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
New Christmas jumper came today too #YippieKiYay
Villa continuing to cost me money 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Villa continuing to cost me money 🙄
So after Legia Warsaw came here and kicked off we now say “fuck Legia Warsaw.”
After the events of tonight, we now have to say fuck You-
Hmmm. Nope, can’t say that…!
After the events of tonight, we now have to say fuck You-
Hmmm. Nope, can’t say that…!
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So after Legia Warsaw came here and kicked off we now say “fuck Legia Warsaw.”
After the events of tonight, we now have to say fuck You-
Hmmm. Nope, can’t say that…!
After the events of tonight, we now have to say fuck You-
Hmmm. Nope, can’t say that…!
Annoyed to have conceded, but fuck me, what a goal. Take a bow Monteiro.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Annoyed to have conceded, but fuck me, what a goal. Take a bow Monteiro.
Lifelong deal. Never let him leave. Give him the arm band. Gift him Villa Park. Make him mayor of Birmingham.
Unai Emery was asked about whether he wants Ezri Konsa to sign a new deal.
"I don't know when his contract is."
Reply: "2028."
"2028? It’s 2025. You are his agent? 2028, oof... so long!" #AVFC
@J_Tanswell
"I don't know when his contract is."
Reply: "2028."
"2028? It’s 2025. You are his agent? 2028, oof... so long!" #AVFC
@J_Tanswell
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Lifelong deal. Never let him leave. Give him the arm band. Gift him Villa Park. Make him mayor of Birmingham.
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Personally I think we need to play Malen with Ollie to get the best out of him.
Cheers Geoff
GC
Etc
Cheers Geoff
GC
Etc
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Personally I think we need to play Malen with Ollie to get the best out of him.
Cheers Geoff
GC
Etc
Cheers Geoff
GC
Etc
NARRATOR: It was never “right”
My mate just sent me this. I reckon I was around 21 here. When did it all go wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
NARRATOR: It was never “right”
WWLWDL
It is that time again...
Here are Aston Villa's 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐗 Premier League games of the 2025/2026 season....
How many points out of 18 will we earn in these fixtures?
#AVFC
Here are Aston Villa's 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐗 Premier League games of the 2025/2026 season....
How many points out of 18 will we earn in these fixtures?
#AVFC
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
WWLWDL
Posting about his wanks now. Disgusting. Depraved. Pathetic.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Posting about his wanks now. Disgusting. Depraved. Pathetic.
You love to see it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You love to see it.
Being a #ShitFan and missing the game today as I’m at Twickers for a spot of ruggers. On my way in and I see we’re 1-0 down already, excellent.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Being a #ShitFan and missing the game today as I’m at Twickers for a spot of ruggers. On my way in and I see we’re 1-0 down already, excellent.
Could this Wolves side be the worst in Premier League history?
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Could this Wolves side be the worst in Premier League history?
NARRATOR: It is not.
Drinking Guinness zero - it’s alright(ish)
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
NARRATOR: It is not.
Well this spectacularly backfired, eh
Prove this utter fool wrong please
No one has ever called it that
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well this spectacularly backfired, eh
I’m a little annoyed that this only seems to be available in short sleeve. The tops back then were all long sleeve
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m a little annoyed that this only seems to be available in short sleeve. The tops back then were all long sleeve
In other news if we win tomorrow we go 4th 👀
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In other news if we win tomorrow we go 4th 👀
Perv
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Perv
I’m in a really bad place right now.
Not mentally. I’m in Tyseley.
Not mentally. I’m in Tyseley.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m in a really bad place right now.
Not mentally. I’m in Tyseley.
Not mentally. I’m in Tyseley.
Wow. Slot ain’t lasting past this season
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Wow. Slot ain’t lasting past this season
Just seen a guy wearing Rockports. The 00s are back, baby!
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just seen a guy wearing Rockports. The 00s are back, baby!
Got in trouble with the Mrs the other day. I was just trying to tell her about my enthusiasm for the study of the smallest piece on a chessboard.
Not sure why she was so angry. All I said was that I loved pawnography.
Not sure why she was so angry. All I said was that I loved pawnography.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Got in trouble with the Mrs the other day. I was just trying to tell her about my enthusiasm for the study of the smallest piece on a chessboard.
Not sure why she was so angry. All I said was that I loved pawnography.
Not sure why she was so angry. All I said was that I loved pawnography.
Sharing pictures of his sex toys now. Disgusting.
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Sharing pictures of his sex toys now. Disgusting.
Genuinely sick & fucking tired of seeing St George & Union flags everywhere. It’s so fucking pathetic isn’t it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Genuinely sick & fucking tired of seeing St George & Union flags everywhere. It’s so fucking pathetic isn’t it.
