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yuriwizard.bsky.social
totally not jess
@yuriwizard.bsky.social
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personal side acc for @witchazard.bsky.social probably nsfw and yapping and also photos of my cat i also like to shove my ocs into sims
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 3m
my brain has been on sammy 24/7 its so joever for me
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 3m
it only occurwd to me that i am literally hyperfixating as the cool kids would say it
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 11m
im like speechless and gagged…
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 14m
its so crazy… bc janice is the exact same archetype but suddenly this is better bc its a man… anyways…. whatever everyone is a fake meangirls fan
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 16m
anyways i go on there bc some of my friends r still there n then i log out when i see fugly things like that
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 18m
twt invented a random emo man to ship with my lesbian ice queen regina george……i looked into hell n the devil stared back at me
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 2h
AGSHDHHDHD just…. not committed to having a #baby right now….
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 3h
im currently feeling #irresponsible
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 3h
telling my gf why i dont want a dog rn bc theyre like unemployed toddlers meanwhile at least catra is an unemployed man n can take care of himself 😭😭😭😭
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 5h
lrt when i was like 7 n watching the grudge and the ring by myself i would run out of the room n peek thru the slightly closed door to watch it😭
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Cackling O'Brien, Chief Witch-gineer 🔵 @radobrien.myatproto.social · 5h
This is how I have to watch scary movies
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 5h
every sip gets my mouth so itchy and it is so salty omg
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 5h
trying out one of my gf’s smoothie things…. this shit is so ass
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 6h
he said thank yew
catra looking
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 6h
HE ISSS
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 6h
QATGAHSHSHSHHD
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 18h
had to spoiler myself n search if the cat is gonna be ok in the movie bc i dont think i can deal…. and yes i also told catra he will be ok
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
hwhe thank you💖
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
im gonna take the gf to watch frankenstein with me since guillermo del toro stuff r always classier n never rlly scary
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
ITS TRUEEEE im actually such an anxious pussy but i have this need to watch horror like i need to feel fear I NEED MY BABYYYYY
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
HE GOT SO SCARED FOR THE CAT….. me too…..
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
catra is locked in…. watching quiet place day 1 cuz there is a cat so catra doesnt feel left out
catra looking at me concerned catra watching a tense moment between the alien and the cat
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
taste!!!
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
i never know what to do w my evening when the gf isnt home that i always jst watch a horror since he hates it sm n its my guilty pleasure🤭
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totally not jess @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 19h
TYYYYYYY
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