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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 11d

If only there was a way to forward an email to someone else and cc: the person whose out of office message you got so that upon their return to the office, the person doesn’t have to try to figure out if you forwarded the email elsewhere

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 12d

This week was my first time in Boston(!!!) and I got to go on a super cool tour of Fenway Park ⚾️

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 13d

idk about Mr. Terrific, but I got to see Mr. Wonderful speak yesterday!

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 17d

[reads again…]

Nope, you didn’t mean a very expensive puzzle.

[makes another shot of espresso]

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 17d

❤️❤️❤️

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · 17d

It has just come to my attention that a word which was given to me in a spelling bee in 1991 was mispronounced. Is there a superhero who exacts vengeance in these types of scenarios?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Sep 25

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Sep 25

I love that Comfrt sells mid sweats and their social media ads seem like they believe that no one’s ever seen sweats before

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Sep 24

Hulu/Disney/whatever:

• cancelling Jimmy Kimmel (even though I don’t like him and you did bring him back) was a shit move

• then raising prices for no reason (or maybe because so many people cancelled their subscriptions?) was a shit move

• BUT LOGGING ME OUT OF ALL OF MY DEVICES?!

We are done

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Sep 12

If a Michigan answer is anything like a Michigan left, it goes too far, does a 180, and then has you turn the other way in order to get where you want to be

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Aug 29

Heaven help you if you watch a couple episodes of a series on Prime. Every day, it’s an email that’s all HEY GIRL HEY YOU BETTER WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE IT’S LEGIT ON PRIME VIDEO RIGHT NOW WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DUDE FOR REAL WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Aug 29

I’m “randomly” selected for enhanced screening 80% of the time at the airport. The being diverted to go through the backscatter thingy and then the extra and INCREDIBLY unnecessary pat down that followed made the whole experience all the more special in KC yesterday 💕

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Aug 24

tbh, I kinda love hell pumpkin

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Aug 10

Congratulations to the Boston Crusaders!!!!!!

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Aug 7

BRAND NEW FROM LULULEMON: IT’S ALL THE SAME STUFF, BUT IT’S IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND IT COSTS $50 MORE

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 31

Happy birthday to the 85 LinkedIn connections who have a birthday today. And congratulations to your parents who apparently REALLY enjoyed Halloween

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 21

Bar soap is now “solid body wash”? We used to be a proper society

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 19

FYI, @lecreuset.bsky.social customer service is the absolute best and their warranty process is simple, fast, and efficient ❤️

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 12

Amazon should offer a 20% off code for all the crap you left in your Prime Day cart but couldn’t bring yourself to commit to before midnight last night

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 11

It’s #nationalfryday!! People like to debate what’s the best fry — crinkle, shoestring, steak, waffle… but the NUMBER ONE fry (and the one that’s always been my favorite) is @deannafry.tv ❤️

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 11

the word “kayaking” comes from a French word meaning “go buy a matching sports bra, shorts, belt bag, and water bottle”

some girl who spent a silly amount of money on matching EVERYTHING from Lululemon

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jul 9

this app needs a Drafts folder :( it’s silly that I have to draft in twitter before I tweet/post/bloop(?) it here because it disappears if I exit bluesky for a second

also, henceforth and forthwith, bluesky posts are now “bloops”

also, it should make the TiVo sound when you hit the bloop button

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jun 25

Uber Comfort lets you select the amount of conversation you want to have with the driver during your ride. sure would be cool if that could be an option at the dentist’s office…

choose one:

a) converse with me while your fingers are in my mouth

b) shush and just do the scrapey scrapes

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betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jun 22

[commercial]: “Love your life and live better every day! Ask your doctor about Flarponitron.” (with no explanation of what the medication is supposed to treat, the fine print lists 800 side effects including crushing depression, violent diarrhea, and irrepressible urges to punch woodland creatures)

betty @ytteb.bsky.social · Jun 22

opened twxtter this morning, and…

Following tab:
• PACERS PACERS PACERS
• Pacers
• also Pacers

For you tab:
• Bloviator in Chief did bombs
• Edgelord Musk trying too hard like always
• …asbestos?

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