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Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · Jan 5

also before the Elongated Muskrat era i used to use to twitter as a way to vent my constant stream of nonsense thoughts to save my groupchat from constant pinging so now that i have that resource back..........if youre reading this, im sorry

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 14h

I also have beef with people who talk like spice=flavour. There are SO MANY FLAVOURS that arent spicy, come down off your high horse and enjoy some garlic bread or something.

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 14h

Why do I know so many white people who eat spicy food like they have something to prove?

Like, why am I the outlier for just admitting that I don't like it when my food hurts?

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 3d

(just to clarify, I do know this isn't what shrinkflation is, I'm making a joke. I'd have hoped that was obvious, but this *is* the internet, so here we are)

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 3d

Behold: a whole, sealed snickers wrapper with no snickers inside

Fucking shrinkflation, man lol

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 3d

I was gonna wait for lit up pictures but here's the Extra-O-Lantern 2025

His name is spooky

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 13d

If I send you too many instagram posts, just know I'm sorry. I'm sorry my algorithm is impeccable and I'm so generous as to share it with you. 🙄

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 19d

I'm having my consultation to get a hysterectomy on Nov 7th, and originally it was gonna be early October but I realised it conflicted with class and I had it moved, but I kinda wish I hadn't cause i realisd today that I could make a joke about taking out my uterus and putting in a Spirit Halloween

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 19d

Girl help I watched one video about a show I watched ten years ago and now the only two lines of the theme song that I remember are stuck in my head because I can't close the loop

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 22d

yeah, that's not bad. It IS based on cartoon characters tho, which theyre good at. Im specifically tired of the bland-ass human figures hgjfdkllhslg

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 22d

like im not saying funko pops are great or anything, but i could draw you a funko pop from memory, and maybe it's just my bias but this specific facial style is so bland that it just...slides right off my memory. I forget what i was looking at as soon as I look away from it, ykwim

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Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 22d

That's what i mean, the ones based on real people are so....????

I'm specifically talking about this.

I LIKE some of these youtubers, and if you took the logos off, I couldnt tell you whos who

The cartoon characters and stuff are actually pretty good from what ive seen, I just hate this so much

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 24d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 24d

From what I've seen, their plushies are ok for the most part, and the like, non-human characters are hit and miss but every single youtuber figure I've seen looks so bad idk

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Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 24d

Idk if the world is ready for this hot take or not, but those YouTooz figurines are so much uglier than Funko Pops and deserve way more hate, im SORRY

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 27d

She was my cousin's partner's daughter, as it turns out btw

Me meeting her dad: hi, I'm your gf's second cousin -holding myself back from telling him I am prepared to ride to war under the banner of his toddler, should she need me-

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · 27d

Me: idk I don't really like kids. They're loud and sticky, and I've got sensory issues, so-

3 y/o I've never met at a family gathering: randomly decides she likes me, hugs my legs and follows me around

Me: okay, I would die for this child specifically.

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Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · Oct 2

How come I'm rude if I visibly react to a bad smell, but it's not rude to get on a crowded bus stinking of cigarettes

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · Sep 30

bob iger's wife's name sounds like a suburban housing development

Beangus @yourfavsoybean.bsky.social · Sep 21

Things that would be funny if it didnt make me so angry:

Transphobes saying transwomen are aggressive

Bestie, Of the like, 5 or 6 trans women i know irl, like 3 of them wont even say the f-word in public PLEASE go outside