Fr. Andrew Younan
@younan.bsky.social
Assyro-Chaldean priest & philosophy prof. Aramaic, Aristotle, phil/science, liturgy, misanthropy.
Can we still make fun of la croix water or has that ship sailed
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Can we still make fun of la croix water or has that ship sailed
Say what you want about Peter Lombard but "The Sentences" is a hilarious title for a book.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Say what you want about Peter Lombard but "The Sentences" is a hilarious title for a book.
Whenever someone says "let him cook," it is an implicit reference to Raekwon the Chef.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Whenever someone says "let him cook," it is an implicit reference to Raekwon the Chef.
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind except you forget about Skyrim so you can play it for the first time again.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind except you forget about Skyrim so you can play it for the first time again.
Art and Spirituality
Here’s a talk I gave at my home parish (St. Joseph’s in Michigan):
younan.blog
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sweet potato fries are the worst form of both sweet potato and fries
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sweet potato fries are the worst form of both sweet potato and fries
Agents of Shield did not have to go this hard but they did
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Agents of Shield did not have to go this hard but they did
If we sit on this runway for another 2 hours I'm putting my tray table down. I don't even care anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If we sit on this runway for another 2 hours I'm putting my tray table down. I don't even care anymore.
Happy Pretend Turkey is Good Day everyone
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy Pretend Turkey is Good Day everyone
Made it to the homeland
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Made it to the homeland
Italians be like Would you like some food with your oil?
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Italians be like Would you like some food with your oil?
That Aquinas quote about straw, except for everyone else's writing too.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That Aquinas quote about straw, except for everyone else's writing too.
When you're not good at verb morphology
Yes I am ashamed of this joke
Yes I am ashamed of this joke
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When you're not good at verb morphology
Yes I am ashamed of this joke
Yes I am ashamed of this joke
You're talking about how fancy the hotel bathroom is. I'm stealing paper towels for later. We are not the same.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You're talking about how fancy the hotel bathroom is. I'm stealing paper towels for later. We are not the same.
Trying to find the perfect intro song for my SBL paper tomorrow. Maybe Mobb Deep.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Trying to find the perfect intro song for my SBL paper tomorrow. Maybe Mobb Deep.
Fun fact: AI is demons
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fun fact: AI is demons
Just saw that British manners YouTube guy say you should eat RICE with the BACK of a FORK and I would rather end civilization
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just saw that British manners YouTube guy say you should eat RICE with the BACK of a FORK and I would rather end civilization
Ok I did Tourism
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok I did Tourism
Gonna try some of that famous Boston Malaysian food
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Gonna try some of that famous Boston Malaysian food
I love hearing little instructional speeches about seat belts when I'm already wearing a seat belt.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love hearing little instructional speeches about seat belts when I'm already wearing a seat belt.
Time for Theology Comicon
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time for Theology Comicon
I have a chemical imbalance in my brain where I can't stop eating ginger chews
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have a chemical imbalance in my brain where I can't stop eating ginger chews
Whoever named the swap-meet really did an excellent job
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whoever named the swap-meet really did an excellent job