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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · 7d

A New Sim-reality Show begins today: Surviving Death House

Which of the eight sims will live to tell the tale?

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · 8d

How do I stop paying taxes until the shutdown ends?

I didn't realize we could all just set arbitrary demands and stop doing our jobs and civic duty.

Lazy Republicans need to work. Let's end their welfare checks since they clearly aren't working for them.

Johnson says House will remain closed until shutdown ends

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Friday that he won’t call House lawmakers back to Washington until the government shutdown ends. “We will come back, and get back to legislative …

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · 18d

We begin the month with a Dreamlight Valley Update. Be my guest.. as we return to Beauty and the Beast's Castle.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · 18d

In addition to law where Congress doesn't get paid for days when the country is shutdown, there should be a law where we can't be taxed for those days either.

No government, no taxation. Simple as that.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · 18d

It's been a pretty awful year and a pretty weird few months, but it's October, and I hope it's a great one.

Happy October Everyone! Let the fall magic commence.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 17

Did you all see where the Republicans are going to Twunkify the U.S. Army?

They'll no longer need to crash grindr, they can just head to the local army base to find their perfect lean, clean shaven, indoctrinated white young man.

Make The Military A Beauty Pageant Again.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 17

Exhausted from all these crisis actors.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Return to the Realms of Whitmore with me, let's see what the sims are up to!

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 8

Never even heard of it.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 8

Let's take their word for a moment. It's a democrat hoax, but he was an informant.

By their own account, Trump lied to the Department of Justice to propogate a hoax.

To be fair.. It's better than molesting children, but just barely.

Either way, should be a disqualifier for holding any office.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Sep 1

It's the last holiday of the summer, let's hit the Waterpark!

Thanks to keymailer and CayPlay for a key to Waterpark Simulator.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 30

Reuters stopped sharing Gaza locations with Israel. Obviously they believe Israel was purposefully targeting journalists. Add to the list of war crimes. Good people don't target journalists. Just saying.

Reuters stopped sharing Gaza locations with Israel after IDF strikes killed 'so many journalists'

A Reuters cameraman who regularly operated its live position on the roof of Nasser Hospital was one of five journalists among 22 people killed in Israeli strikes on the facility Monday.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 29

Imagine if Every Single Person who has ever uttered the words "Slavery is not as bad as death" was tracked and once rational people are in charge again shipped off to a Slave Labor Camp until they can adequately show their thanks for the "opportunity" they've been given.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 24

Today in the Realms of Whitmore, we visit the evil Marcus Wellborne who stole a portion of his adoptive family's fortune to start an Kingdom of his own in Windenberg.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 22

His bologna has a first name, its E.P.S.T.E.I.N. His bologna has second name, it's F.I.L.E.S. He likes to hide it every day, and if you ask why, it's easy to see..

Donald Trump is a P.E.D.O.P.H.I.L.E.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 21

I received a mysterious package in the mail. Come hear the story while we play Two Point Museum.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 12

If anyone needs me, I'll be escaping to the Shire this evening.

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🏳️‍🌈 Relax in the shire

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 10

Saw a joke today:

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. Trump just has to lie about doing it, and they'll stand in the dark applauding him.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 7

Waiting on the Guns Rights people to resist the government thats actually trying to take their rights away.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 5

Governor Abbot orders arrest of State Deomcrat Leaders for doing what Republicans have done for years.

Hey hey ho ho fascist pedos have got to go!

Arrest Governor Abbot and all of Trump's thugs for conspiracy to turn our republic into a banana republic.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 4

youtu.be/loqtUyNgnAo?...

Thats a bop.

Scotland Hates Trump - The Music Video

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 4

God Bless the Democrats of Texas.

May you be safe and stand strong.

What kind of scum use the death of hundreds of drowned children to hold a special session to gerrymander more power for a corrupt president.

yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Aug 3

Join me as I finish the Back to Nature Event and possibly return to the Realms of Whitmore afterwards.

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Jul 31

I've been ever so patiently waiting to play Tales of the Shire.

Let's do this!

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yoshoque.bsky.social @yoshoque.bsky.social · Jul 18

Everyone knows Trump doesn't have that much money and it would cause so many banks to declare bankruptcy so we'd have to bail them all out again. Sadly, the government would never allow that to happen, no matter how badly it needs to happen.