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𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝒸𝒽ℯ𝒸𝓀 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓁𝓂 ℯ𝓇𝒶 💅
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LARPing is inherently ableist.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The fucking “defibrillator” sign directly over his burnt nutsack of a head is frying me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i can't remember who actually want to see this but here's some vid from practice today
(1/2 - Fourteenstep)
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i want a lot of people in this admin to *** but in terms of the one i actually want to physically ******* it's gotta be kristi taking the #1 spot

i wanna rip her extensions out like it's the middle school hallway
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i'm rooting so hard for that clot in his left anterior descending to fucking DISLODGE ALREADY
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
now do white women
“You knew damn well I was a snake…”
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lmao oh dear
Chiropractors are doctors. Like MDs and DOs they attend a 4-yr medical program. Don’t belittle them.

Your spine is as important as your feet (podiatrist), skin (dermatologist), bladder (urologist), mind (psychologist), etc.

They are not surgeons but most doctors aren’t.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i got a super cute vintage hat for ice skating show season 🥰🥳
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
quick someone make the discussion devolve into colorism or argue jesus could have been white passing, WE CAN DO IT 💪
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
love it here 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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1. Last Christmas is a banger
2. George Michael was a socialist who opposed the Iraq war and supported Palestine
3. George happily participated in Do They Know It’s Christmas even though he knew it would beat Wham! to the coveted Christmas Number One.

youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI?...
Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)
YouTube video by WhamVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
goodnight, comrades
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i need aggro dumbasses to block me already i need respite from the stoned college freshmen who just learned about american imperialism last week
no you're right, NATO bringing slavery back to northern Africa was a good outcome
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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My beloved son Nasser has run out of Levothyroxine. Without it, his health is in grave danger: severe fatigue, stunted growth, brain complications, even life-threatening risks. Every day counts. Please help him,your donation or share could save his life.
chuffed.org/project/155233
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i know this may be controversial but My List as of late is

1. RFK Jr
2. Trump
3. Gavin Newsom
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
has anyone made the connection between the "everyone's 12" thing and pedocon theory yet?
“everyone is twelve” has - sigh - made it to politico now
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
goodnight, comrades
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
[me, teaching SAT prep]

tiktok moms : cannabis
cops : fentanyl
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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some absolute bangers
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
[logs on]

........

[logs off]
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
listen, its been a tough year for all of us
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials
A raccoon collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where he had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol.
abcnews.go.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM