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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 8h

oh it's true!

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

this is a job for ZIMMERMAN!!

(i use this line literally any time anyone even vaguely looks like bob dylan
but also whenever i watch the Dead Talk Back and that one dude is on screen)

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

that was a good CRAP

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

omg i forgot about frank's bomb threat
in fairness i love anything featuring frank

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

every "personal hygiene/posture" shirt is so choice
i struggle to even finish them sometimes i laugh so hard

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

hey steve
ugh my boobs hurt

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

the KINDLY old pornographer 👴🏻

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

you don't direct klein
you just get out of the way

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

KLEIN!!!

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 9h

just keep brushing and brushing and SAYING THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

i didn't even know this brand of Guy existed until today and honestly it is incredible

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

a car is driving down a dirt road with the words `` omw '' written on it .

ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road with the words `` omw '' written on it .

media.tenor.com

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

🎵pop. up. video. 🎶

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

i'm so autistic that i welcome rabbit holes
but i can totally understand that!

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

omgomgomgomgomg

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

you're like getting to be a big account now? or you have a couple of high traffic followers bc you keep doing numbers/escapijg containment??

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

this is also why annotated classics kick so much ass

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

counterpoint: arson

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

NO
he cannot claim this
meow meows name will forever remain UNSULLIED

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

whatever i have learned how to deal with these babies after 2 years on this website for losers

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

lol nice try bud

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

guess what this is in response to

go on

GUESS

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

lololololooloolool
please tell me this is a bit
(bc if so it's fucking hilarious)

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

you're absolutely right AND you should still wear a helmet

Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10h

and ftr - i love them both!

but they are still politicians! let them win your vote by pushing for policies YOU want

and be prepared for them to do something that disappoints you. a LOT

they are not your friend
they are not rock stars
they are politicians
they work for YOU

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11h

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
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